Wow! It is true! We have finally finished the internet novel and Colby gives the whole thing a reading! We also announce a live show!

WE DON'T KNOW: Adventures In Online Dating In A New York City Where There Are Monsters But The Real Monsters Are Technology And Late Capitalism

By Colby J Smith

(The J stands for Jack Off)

Also congratulations to you: IT IS THE SEASON FINALE, WOW! Season 2 will be up next week!

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Fu Goto joins us this week to tell us about, well, her love for rich men and space exploration. She also doesn't realize everything we talk is (some might say) "fake" or a "lie!" Can you spot the moment she realizes? 

It's our first ever in-person record between Colby and Amir and… it makes the audio weird sometimes.

The Internet Novel is about to come to a close, make sure to check that out and catch up on previous episodes!

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It's true, the Wisecrackers: Sam and Mac Naismith, join Colby and Amir this week for an outrageous episode. They talk about the Lincoln Memorial, being Volcel, and Sam does the Chubby Bunny Challenge!

Alex Song-Xia and Tirosh Schneider (all kinds of fun shit) join Colby and Amir to talk about their living situation, former feelings, and some nice snacks.

Plus! A Love Letter from a listener having some workplace romance-drama (Alex Cheng)

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Emma Rogers (Channel Zeitgeist, Tasteful Nudes, other comedy) joins Colby and Amir on the show to talk about her celebrity dating life, including one of the actors of The Sopranos! She also helps us take the perfect nude photograph!

We try out a new segment, wow!

Sorry for some background noise! The cars were honking off throughout Brooklyn when we recorded this!

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Tony Zaret (Memes! Comedy! Videos!) joins Colby and Amir to explain the subtle and important art of Mental Peacocking. Let's hope his tips and tricks for impressing women help you out… Oh, and he thinks we finish recording at one point and we don't realize it.

The Internet Novel continues!

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Chet Siegel (Movies! TV! Comedy!) joins Colby and Amir to fill them in on a really romantic heist she did a few months ago. She won't tell us where it was though! WTF!

The novel continues and we discuss some classic Nerd Culture.

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Magge Widdoes joins Colby and Amir to talk about her adventurous interior design and all-encompassing love life. A bit like a Safdie film, innit?

Plus, we get perhaps the best advice yet on Colby's internet novel!

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Wow, Miranda Gruss and Evan Daves join Colby and Amir to talk about normalizing love, their unique kink, and how important compromise is in a relationship. 

Plus, a Love Letter from someone in a relationship with their superior! (John Shepard)

Don't forget to check out Miranda and Evan's short film Nudes on the NoBudge app.

Sara Hennessey joins Colby and Amir to talk stand-up comedy and her 5 celebrity lovers. Can you guess who they are?

Plus, a new twist in Colby's novel!

& Amir reveals the podcast's top 2 competitors.

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