Three scenarios, three answers each: luxury items on a deserted island; companions in an isolated Antarctic station; wishes from a genie. In this episode, we offer for your consideration our selections for these situations — and encourage you to make better ones that we did…

Tired of low-qual Hollywood remakes? Then come along with us as we pitch buzzworthy reimaginings of beloved classics! Our new — and sometimes improved — versions of “The Dark Knight,” “Steel Magnolias,” “Hercules,” “Robin Hood,” “Rear Window,” and “Moonraker” are sure to clean up come award season. Which one of our daring redos gets your greenlight?

New year, new season, new HOOBBITTS.

Real or Fake: Transformers Edition II

E & T are back and ready to willfully misunderstand another batch of robos that change into stuff! Join us for part two where we try to dazzle and deceive each other with our own homegrown Decepticons - and learn about some outstanding OG badbots along the way~

Real or Fake: Transformers Edition I

Elizabeth and Tess go head-to-head in this modified Two Truths and a Lie game featuring everyone’s favorite mighty morphin robos. Join us for part one of two to see who will win this intense battle of wits, creativity, and deception…and if Tess will finally learn what a ding dang Transformer is (spoiler alert: she doesn’t).

Welcome to the hottest new game that's sweeping the nation, Celebrity Trust Fall! Plunge the depths of societal concepts of friendship and fame to find out the ultimate truth: would you trust Christopher Walken to buy your son tap shoes?

Featuring our dear friend/research intern/Gyllenhaal expert, Abi!

Celebs pondered: John Stamos, Lil Wayne, T-Pain, Oprah Winfrey, Paul Rudd, Taylor Lautner, Steve Buscemi, Quentin Tarantino, Paul Giamatti, Drew Barrymore, Tom Hanks, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Tyra Banks, Jennifer Lopez, Betty White, Christopher Walken, Moby, Javier Bardem, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Jesus (the Christ).

Dissect the INNIES 'N' OUTIES of the Super Hip™ TRENDZ: Spring 2K17 with the help of your personal pop culture critics extrodinare~

OUTIES:

- La Croix

- smoothie bowls

- pancake art

- floating hat boys

- sweatpants and heels

- plastic clothes

- bucket hats

- inspo quotes

- traveling Insta couples

- anthropomorphic pet social medias

INNIES:

- Samuel L Jackson

2018 Update I: Kinda into Kangol hats now because we met a nice man wearing a Kangol hat at the dog park and when Harpo started barking in his little dog's face he was like, "Corgis, amirite?" and we were like, "He gets it."

2018 Update II: Still don't like bucket hats.

2018 Update III: We have an Instagram for our corgi, Harpo. Follow him at @harpo_speaks. #hypocrites

Our first full episode explores the wondrous realm of monstrous urban legends and inexplicable mythological creatures. Listen to hear definitive proof of absolutely nothing and find out half-truths about your most...probing...alien questions~

Also featuring our dear friend/temp research analyst/non-mermaid Abi!

*Link to footage of gremlin (aka goblin our B but whatever neither exist anyway): https://youtu.be/ueZgZLfVdIo

Planting the seeds of greatness, this intro episode discusses precious issues such as: Middle-Earth - different races or different species? Hobbits - hawt or naught? Orcs - Rachel Rays or Bobby Flays? And all your other burning LOTR LOVE questions.

Later it explores the mysterious accolade of Knighthood and, most importantly, which 1D member deserves the honor.