Hoopatheticals

Would you trade for Jimmy Buckets? Would your trade for Beal? Would you steal a movie?

Happy New Year, and happy NBA Cup to you all.

Why won't Giannis, Jokic and Embiid ever win another MVP? Get your tinfoil hats ready because today we have got a doozie.

Time to get the tinfoil hats out, because are some members of the Milwaukee Bucks really playing 5-D Chess with this season by starting 4-8?

24:11 Conspiracy Theory: Pat Connaughton's Minutes

In this episode of Hoopatheticals, Jez and Thom discuss the Australian Boomers' performance in the Olympics, particularly their loss to Greece. They also talk about Team USA's performance and the conspiracy theory surrounding Jaylen Brown's exclusion from the team. The hosts share their excitement for the upcoming NBA season and express their love for players like Matthew Dellavedova and Patty Mills. In this episode, Jez and Thom play the game 'Shots Fired' where they roast certain NBA teams and players. They discuss the Lakers' roster, the New York Knicks, and the Phoenix Suns. They also introduce the segment 'Badge of Honor' where they create 2K badges for NBA players. They end the episode with the segment 'Agent Cody Bank' where they act as agents for obscure NBA players.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Season Recap

03:00 Heat Check: The Australian Boomers' Performance + Greece Basketball

08:00 Team USA's Performance

15:30 NBA Conspiracy Theories

19:00 Excitement for the Upcoming NBA Season

22:28 Shots Fired - Playoff Flameouts

23:11 Roasting the Lakers Roster

24:35 The New York Knicks: No Playoff Success

27:28 Kevin Durant's Playoff Performance

30:18 Tom Thibodeau's Coaching Style and Player Injuries

33:37 Badge of Honor: Creating 2K Badges

39:11 Agent Cody Bank: Olympics Edition

42:16 Final Thoughts and Conclusion

Free Agent Lebron James... where is he going and why will it be the Lakers?

In this episode of Who Patheticals, Jez and Thom discuss the NBA playoffs and share their thoughts on the Eastern and Western Conference Finals. They express their disappointment with the Eastern Conference, which has been plagued by injuries and lackluster performances. They also discuss the potential of the Dallas Mavericks and the struggles of Rudy Gobert.

The hosts engage in a fun segment called 'Worst Fake,' where they argue for unexpected scenarios involving LeBron James and the New York Knicks.

Overall, they provide entertaining and insightful commentary on the current state of the NBA playoffs. In this conversation, Thom and Jez discuss potential destinations for LeBron James, the future of the Milwaukee Bucks, and play a game of 'Agent Cody Banks' where they act as agents for obscure players. They also share their final thoughts and answer a rapid-fire question.

Chapters:

00:00 Introduction and Discussion of Eastern Conference Playoffs

06:49 Discussion of the Dallas Mavericks

13:28 Critique of Rudy Gobert's Performance

19:07 Worst Fake Segment

24:34 Discussion of LeBron James' Impact on the Lakers

25:06 LeBron James' Potential Destinations

29:10 The Future of the Milwaukee Bucks

34:09 Agent Cody Banks: Obscure Players Edition

40:43 Would you rather Bowl someone Middle-Stump, or be Hot from Behind the Arc?

Why is every team in the east seeming a bit... off. No one seems to have rhythm, and we are 2 games away from the playoffs.

In this episode of Hoopatheticals, Jez and Thom discuss the current form and playoff prospects of the Milwaukee Bucks. They analyze the team's offensive and defensive ratings compared to last year, and express cautious optimism for their playoff run. They also discuss the importance of chemistry and the need for players like Giannis Antetokounmpo and Damian Lillard to find a balance between individual performance and team success. The hosts also touch on the coaching strategies of Doc Rivers and the impact of players like Khris Middleton and Bobby Portis. They conclude with their playoff predictions and potential upsets. In this conversation, Thom and Jez discuss the current state of the NBA playoffs and share their thoughts on various teams. They talk about the lackluster performance of the Boston Celtics and the passionless coaching of Joe Mazula. They also discuss teams that have no chance of winning, such as the Philadelphia 76ers, Phoenix Suns, Golden State Warriors, and Los Angeles Lakers. They express their doubts about the New York Knicks' chances of making it to the finals. They also discuss the potential matchups in the playoffs and the dominance of the Denver Nuggets. Finally, they play the segments 'Worst Fake' and 'Two Truths and a Lie' and share their thoughts on the upcoming playoffs.

00:00 Introduction and Buck's mega chat for the playoffs.

10:04 The Impact of Doc Rivers' Coaching Strategies

26:27 Team Most Likely to Be Swept in the First Round

34:01 Bad vibes in the East: The Disappointing Celtics and Passionless Coaching

41:50 Worst Fake

52:02 Two Truths and a Lie:

01:00:04 Agent Cody Bank:

In this episode of Hoopatheticals, Jez and Tommy discuss the recent performance of the Milwaukee Bucks and the impact of Pat Bev on the team. They also analyze the defensive struggles of Brook Lopez and the contributions of players like Bobby Portis and Thanasis Antetokounmpo. The hosts then move on to a heat check segment, where they share their thoughts on the Celtics, LeBron James, and Dante DiVincenzo. Finally, they discuss teams with challenging fan loyalty, including the Brooklyn Nets and the Detroit Pistons. The conversation covers the struggles and disappointments of several NBA teams, including the Detroit Pistons, Toronto Raptors, Charlotte Hornets, and Utah Jazz. The hosts also play a game of Two Truths and a Lie and conclude with the Agent Cody Banks segment.

Chapters:

00:00 Introduction and Check-in with the Bucks

03:05 Impact of Pat Bev on the Bucks

05:58 Brook Lopez's Defensive Struggles

07:58 Discussion on Pat Connaughton

10:03 Heat Check Segment: Celtics, LeBron, and Dante DiVincenzo

22:55 Blake Griffin and the Detroit Pistons

23:39 The Tragedy of the Toronto Raptors

25:11 The Pitiful Charlotte Hornets

27:19 The Confusing Utah Jazz

29:36 Two Truths and a Lie

32:42 Agent Cody Banks

Adrian Griffin has been fired halfway through the season, and has been replaced by Mr 3-1 himself; Doc Rivers. Is this a Posiitve for the milwaukee bucks? Will they lose another 3-1 lead? Should our hosts be optimistic or sad?

All will be revealed!

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It's the halfway point of the season, and I think it is time to start asking the big questions... like was the Milwaukee Bucks blowing out the Boston Celtics the most underreported news event of the last 1000 years?!

We break down the worst handles in the clutch, the Dame time winner, and a lot more.

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Show Time Stamps:

00:00 discussing Bucks vs Celts Blowout

10:51 - Thanasis Chat: Thanalysis and ‘what is a Thanasterclass?’

14:27 - The Dame Time game and more Bucks chat

27:39 - Thom’s Heat Cheque: Clippers

31:39 - First Team All- “Likely to dribble the ball off their own leg in the clutch”

39:38 - Two Truths and a Lie - Team Edition

46:18 - Worst Fake 

52:33 - Agent Cody Bank