Who is more creative; Lebron or Steph?

In this episode, I talk about how I have created a system of measuring creativity as a statistic, and then applied that framework to some NBA players to see how they stack up.

What will be revealed? Will this allow us to see the difference between players we just feel a gut reaction about?

The players I have looked at are:

Lebron James

Steph Curry

James Harden

Giannis Antetekounmpo

Russell Westbrook

Nikola Jokic

Kevin Durant

Enjoy!

Goodbye Bledsoe, Hello Championship?

In this emergency episode of Hoopatheticals, Thom and Jez break down the Jrue Holiday and Bogdan Bogdanovich trades like only Bucks fans could. Was it too expensive for the players? Are they a real threat to win? Do they have the best starting five in the nba?

They also cover CP3 to the Phoenix Suns and Harden to the rockets, as well as the new segment "bad player agent" where you have to sell a team on a bad player.

As always, the name is up for sale, so please contact @jezf.m with your 6 digit offer (USD only)

Who is more overrated; Lebron James or Kyrie Irving? Will Jamal Murray be drafted number 1 as the biggest bubble over-achiever? Should the Bucks trade for CP3? 

These are just some of the Hoopathetical conversations we have on today's return episode. Join your host Jez F.M and Thom Nixon as they break down the most overrated and underrated players, they draft the biggest bubble "over achievers" and break down all the bucks rumours, as well as what they need to work on for next season. Because, obviously, they are the best voices to solve these issues.

As always, Hoopatheticals is available for sale as an IP. Please submit all offers (>6 figures) to @jezf.m

Want to know who would be drafted first in a draft of the biggest losers of the NBA? Maybe you've just watched "The Last Dance" and wondered if you would rather have Charles Barkley, Reggie Miller, or Patrick Ewing? 

In this episode, Jez is joined by all of the previous guests in a mega episode dedicated to the best of the worst. Who can make the best overall team? Which losers are the biggest winners? And how many current players make the list?

We have awards for best team, worst team, best pick, worst pick and weirdest pick.

As always, the oven is set to roast, the name is still up for grabs, and the audio is actually fine. Send me your offers!

Show Notes:

2:28 - The "Best of the Losers" Draft

36:36 - The Awards

41:37 - Who is the most "Know the name, don't know the face" guy in the NBA?

In this 3rd episode of Hoopathaticals, your host Jez F.M drafts against newcomer Will Pasznyk to see who could draft a better expansion team. PLus they set the oven to roast (both former guests and NBA franchises), Davis Bertans and Seth Curry get their 3rd mention in 3 episodes, and we also look at what would happen if the NBA put in a height restriction of 6'7? Here is the expansion pack of Hoopatheticals. Bring back the Bobcats!

Sorry about the audio. If you have a complaint, please write it in an email and then question your life. It's free content.

As always, this name is up and available, so send me a cheque, and this name could be yours.

Show Notes:

5:37 - Drafting for the expansion teams of Seattle and Vancouver for 2021 using only bench players

35:02 - The NBA has set a height limit of 6'7. Draft your best starting 5.

43:54 - The NBA franchise you would least like to draft you

In this second episode of Hoopathaticals, your host Jez F.M covers what would happen if Shaquille O'Neal never left the Orlando Magic. COuld he and Dwight Howard play together, and do they win the 2010 Finals? Along with Ryan Tennison, they also break down the worst NBA player you could improve slightly to make them the frontrunner for MVP in 2021, the worst NBA player to be forced to hang out with, and the headlines we might see from Michael Jordan's "The Last Dance"

As always, this name is up and available, so send me a cheque, and this name could be yours.

Show Notes:

2:34 - Scoopatheticals: Potential headlines we might and might not see out of “The Last Dance”

4:44 - Hoopathetical Challenge: What is the worst NBA player you can improve by 20% and make them an MVP?

15:21 - Main Hoopathatical: What if Shaq never left the Orlando Magic?

42:40 - Worst NBA player to hang out with

This is a special Mini-cast in order to highlight the best part of the COVID lockdown; the fact that The Last Dance was brought up to April. Ryan and I try and to break down the headlines we predict will come out of the documentary, and ones that we think won't.

This is a preview of an upcoming episode coming later this week.

In this inaugural episode of Hoopathaticals, your host Jez F.M covers what would happen if every team lost their best player. With Thom Nixon, they look at what every team looks like now, who would win the finals, and who would win the major awards. They also reveal the lows they have gone to in order to get their NBA fix during the COVID-19 crisis.

As always, this name is up and available, so send me a cheque, and this name could be yours.

Show Notes:

- Going through every team's new look (8:29)

- Teams with the biggest gap and smallest gap (50:39)

- The major award winners, and best team (55:42)

Stay tuned for the next couple of weeks as you get to experience the wonder that is Hoopatheticals: the basketball hypothetical show.

Joined by guests, each week this show looks to tackle interesting hypotheticals like what if there was a 4-point line, or what if Shaq was drafted in 2011, the year he retired.

As always I am mostly doing this because I want to own the name. If you want to buy it off me, or if you want any questions answered, email [email protected]