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Hope Knows Things
By Hope DrawfolkComedy
Hope Knows Things episodes
- HKT 15 | Socrates Told Me that Lawnmowers Operate Best on BeachesTwice as many universes means twice the fun! This episode I do an inter-dimensional experiment where I find out what I do in the "real world" while I'm living in the Hope Knows Things universe. Before this episode, I had absolutely no idea what I was doing in the "real world" when I wasn't there, but now I'm on my way to understanding why other people's dogs tend to have sub-par intelligence compared to mine and other previously unsolved mysteries.15 min
- HKT 14 | What Happened to Dr. Seuss in the Hope Knows Things Universe
I retell classic bedtime stories from the “real world” as they exist in the Hope Knows Thing universe, remove things that I invented from existence, and explain the best alternative to therapy. New episodes out every other Tuesday!
18 min - HKT 13 | Why the Loch Ness Monster and I Aren't Friends Anymore
This episode you get to experience the launch of one of my most ground-breaking inventions to date! Plus, we've got rants on topics ranging from the mythical to the metallic, and lots of advice for Reddit users who are wondering if anyone else is weird like them.
15 min - HKT 12 | DO NOT harvest corn at night or put your water bottle in salt water!
This episode has info on all sorts of people: ground people, extraterrestrials, nudists, astronauts, short people, and spoiled brats. Plus, if any of those people sound like you, this episode has buckets of practical social advice just for you!
Music: Slow Strutt by Blue Dot Sessions
13 min - HKT 11 | Gravity Defying Homo Homo Sapiens Homo Sapiens Homos
This episode, I talk about defying gravity, screwers, bants, and how not to find out if someone is a contortionist. I also explain the most unknown facts of human evolution and other crucial things they don't teach you in school.
Music Attribution: Slow Strutt by Blue Dot Sessions
13 min - HKT 10 | Why You Should Put Eggs on Your Eyes & Gatorade on Your Nails
This episode, I teach you about the food that is trying to frame us all for murder, and the unique bird that lays its eggs in mid air. I also rant about my new neighbor, impress you with my award-winning mental math skills, and offer many more bits of invaluable knowledge from the Hope Knows Things universe.
(HKT is not sponsored by Gatorade® or Eggs®)
Music attributions: Slow Strutt by Blue Dot Sessions
14 min - HKT 9 | How to Get an Extra Set of Limbs for Free
This episode, the universe gets explosive with the hottest of takes on everything wrong with eating and chess, the paranormal relations of rats, and a new non-Reddit segment where I reveal my day of rebellion and more.
Music: Slow Strutt by Blue Dot Sessions
10 min - HKT 8 | How to Destroy Over 100 Languages with 6 Letters
Answering one Reddit question at a time, Hope cleans up the mess going on in her universe. For starters, the alphabet was slacking, meatballs and Sundays were deceiving you, and thanks to her, there could easily be someone hiding in your briefcase.
Music: Slow Strutt by Blue Dot Sessions
9 min - HKT 7 | Giant Underwear and the Statue of Liberty
Answering one Reddit question at a time, Hope teaches you about 34 year old, giant underwear living eternally in a beefy vortex originally designed for ticklish dogs.
Music attributions:
Slow Strutt by Blue Dot Sessions
10 min - HKT 6 | Dumb Injuries and Broken Chimneys
Answering one Reddit question at a time, Hope explains why chimney socks become overreactive molecules when they encounter Skee-Ball.
Music Attributions:
- Slow Strutt by Blue Dot Sessions
10 min
About Hope Knows Things
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Hope Knows Things is a surreal, comedic universe accessed via podcast and populated entirely by people named Hope. Every episode is a unique adventure hosted by the creator of the universe herself,…
Hope Drawfolk. New episodes out every other Tuesday!