In the season finale we talk about Valentine's Day. We're talking about past gifts and traditions. Jill has been thrown up on and is annoyed that her Valentine's Day is ruined this year and Rebecca is still upset about getting a Valentine's Day magnet years ago.

In this episode we talk about the douche bag curve - the male equivalent of the hot/crazy matrix. Jill is coming to grips with the fact she has a surprising amount of things in common with Peggy Bundy and Rebecca doesn't appreciate Jill's graphing skills. 

In this episode we talk about meeting the family. Is it best to just jump into it during the holidays? Jill can't get on board with Megan Fox's new engagement ring and Rebecca is a convert to the Christmas Pickle.

In this episode we talk about spending the night. Before we get into it we reminisce about Bob Saget and Full House. Jill doesn’t understand why needing three closets is an issue and Rebecca has a run in with the cops.

In this episode we talk about kissing on the first date. Disagreement ensues. Plus, who's trying to have sex in the car? Jill is trying to set Mike and Rebecca up for an apple picking date and Rebecca might be spending the night in jail.

In this episode we talk about who pays for the first date. But first we go off on a tangent about Betty White (RIP Betty) and The Golden Girls. Jill might have spoiled the Sex and the City  reboot for Rebecca and Rebecca isn't reaching for her  debit card when the bill comes. 

In this episode we talk about the if dinner or drinks is best for the first date. Don't worry if you think that's too boring we have better ideas like axe throwing. Jill is thinking about whether she'd attend Comic-Con for a date and Rebecca is reminiscing about the time she went to the bathroom and ditched her date.

In this episode we talk about the guys out there single and ready to mingle on dating apps. Spoiler alert: some of them are pretty bad. Jill is thankful her name isn't Megan and Rebecca is embracing the dad bod. 

In this episode we talk about dating apps. Rebecca has tried them all (well, nine of them anyways) from Bumble to Zoosk and is ready to spill the secrets. Jill is all about the comparability questions and Rebecca is ready to start deleting some apps. 

In this episode we talk about dating. Rebecca has put herself back out there! Jill is trying to figure out why Mike wants to go hunting and Rebecca is happily swiping right (sometimes).