Listen, I may not endorse their habits, but "The Shard Rock Cafe" is the hardest name possible for a methamphetamine subreddit.

This week! The boys talk about: Lord of the Rings! The hit aught's hospital drama House! The horny-gore game Scorn, and a bunch of other things! Come join us!

Hey, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

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Hosts: Chris Norris,Matt Emery, David Beebe, Bill McDonnell Music by David Beebe (@norwegianvowels)

This week the Hopped-Up Sports Crew talk about hockey, and how it's going to ruin Mike's life. We also talk about Street Fighter 6, and how it's going to ruin Mike's life. Also Norris tries to convince everyone a Star Wars show is actually good.

Beer of the Week: Quarantine Beers

Hosts: Chris Norris,Mike Parker, Steph Fan, David Beebe Music by David Beebe (@norwegianvowels)

This week the crew talks about perhaps one of the best feeling, worst-storied games of the year: Neon White! Come listen to us extoll the feel and decry the anime boobs on this first-person speedrun simulator.

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Hosts: Chris Norris, Matt Emery, Jack Shirai, Mike Parker, David Beebe Music by David Beebe (@norwegianvowels)

At least, I'm pretty sure it's not.

This week the crew talks about pronouncing things like an old white man, sports fan life, and some video games too.

Beer of the Week: Quarantine Beers

Hosts: Chris Norris, Steph Fan, Jack Shirai, David Beebe Music by David Beebe (@norwegianvowels)

We decide this week the most important thing this podcast ever has: What video game from the last ten years was good. Beer of the Week: Quarantine Beers Hosts: Chris Norris, Steph Fan, Mike Parker, David Beebe, Matt Emery Music by David Beebe (@norwegianvowels)

This week the gang goes back in time to all the mistakes they've made, and tries to rectify them. Or, at the very least, apologize for them. Beer of the Week: Quarantine Beers Hosts: Chris Norris, Steph Fan, Mike Parker, David Beebe, Jack Shirai Music by David Beebe (@norwegianvowels)

This week we dig into our August game of the month, Pikuniku! Where you roll around as a little red ball with legs, kick people, and defeat capitalism. We also announce our September game of the month, and talk about the origin of the birthday cake flavour. Beer of the Week: Quarantine Beers Hosts: Chris Norris, Steph Fan, Mike Parker, Matt Emery Music by David Beebe (@norwegianvowels)

Happy anniversary friends! This episode we celebrate the fact that we've been doing this stupid podcast for an absurd amount of time, Bill talks about Lord of the Rings, Norris got his wife addicted to Tetris, and we misremember past Games of the Year. Beer of the Week: Quarantine Beers Hosts: Chris Norris, Steph Fan, Mike Parker, Bill McDonnell, Matt Emery, Jack Shirai Music by David Beebe (@norwegianvowels)

This week, Mike and Steph are thanking the bus driver in Fortnite, Jack is making child soldiers fight automatically in Xenoblade Chronicles 3, while Norris and David are eating bad food in real life. Beer of the Week: Quarantine Beers Hosts: Chris Norris, Steph Fan, Mike Parker, David Beebe, Jack Shirai Music by David Beebe (@norwegianvowels)

We manage to spend an entire hour talking about the best and brightest of television. That's right, we're talking Quibi folks. Quick bites! Beer of the Week: Quarantine Beers Hosts: Chris Norris, Mike Parker, David Beebe, Matt Emery, Jack Shirai Music by David Beebe (@norwegianvowels)