Hopped-Up 64

*Hey y'all, sorry if you get this podcast via RSS, and it's late. We had a really great name for the episode, but it might have been too hot for our host and I think it got taken down. Whoops! Don't worry if you listen you'll be able to figure out what the original title was.*

This week, most of the gang admits that they don't know how to drive and that's okay.

They also test out some Khlav Kalash, decide whether or not anime representations of world war 2 are historically accurate, and let loose their opinions about mythical muscles on the male body.

Hosts: Chris Norris-Jones, David Beebe, Kelly Wright

Beer of the Week: Twin Sails Brewing's Biere de Crabe

Music by Sebastian Bender

*Hey y'all, sorry if you get this podcast via RSS, and it's late. We had a really great name for the episode, but it might have been too hot for our host and I think it got taken down. Whoops! Don't worry if you listen you'll be able to figure out what the original title was.* This week, most of the gang admits that they don't know how to drive and that's okay. They also test out some Khlav Kalash, decide whether or not anime representations of world war 2 are historically accurate, and let loose their opinions about mythical muscles on the male body. Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Kelly Wright Beer of the Week: Twin Sails Brewing's Biere de Crabe Music by Sebastian Bender

To start this week off, we discuss the Do's and Don'ts of morning wakeup strategies. Turns out everyone does it differently. We also discuss lame things to heist, Matt describe's his new favourite TV show as "The Wire with cum", and Mike thinks Charlie Hebdo shouldn't make fan updates of Crusader Kings 2. There's some love for Italian plumbers, too. Hosts: Chris Norris, Matt Emery, Kelly Wright, Mike Parker Beer of the Week: Trading Post Brewing's Capt. Cooper's Tart Cranberry Ale Music by Sebastian Bender

Quick, how many 90's baseball films can *you* remember? This week, we warm up by trying to figure out the best Mario-related sports product, before settling in to spend 40-ish minutes giving out our feelings on the new Justice League. Turns out? Not huge fans. Justice League spoilers go from 19:20 to 50:00-ish, but honestly what manner of person actually has deep feelings about the sanctity of their Justice League viewing? Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Kelly Wright, Mike Parker Beer of the Week: Coors Banquet Birthday Beers Music by Sebastian Bender

This week, we inform you of all the latest and greatest Moldovan internet schemes, while Kelly informs us of some interesting Estonian phrases. Also this week: Norris details his frugal lifestyle, the gang discusses the latest reason why reddit is declaring a a holy war against EA, Kelly invents lootbox credit unions, and we all come up with our best film crossover ideas if Disney buys 21st Century Fox. Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Kelly Wright, Mike Parker Beer of the Week: Big Rock Brewery's Holiday Cheers Winter Spice Ale Music by Sebastian Bender

This week, the group makes fun of Norris for his lack of Limp Bizkit knowledge, Dave wants to make pizza-flavoured beer, and Kelly believe Kingsglaive is the best film Square ever made. We also end up getting into the weeds about Warframe, give a bit of a debrief on Destiny 2 after some time and distance, and get into what's up with Wolfenstein II. Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Kelly Wright Beer of the Week: Dead Frog Brewery's Tropic Vice Tropical Fruit Ale Music by Sebastian Bender

This week, we bring on a special guest, a man who is also a yeti, to trade XCOM 2 stories in exchange for an education on the internet's incel community. We also discuss people who spend over 10 grand on loot boxes, reaffirm our status as an alt-left podcast, and try to answer the question "are video games good?" Other topics: Stranger Things making us cry, everyone's conflicted feelings about the Justice League film, and the true plot of the Emoji movie. Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Mike Parker Special Guest: Jesse "Yeti" Coxey, XCOM 2 Commander and Literal Bear of a Man Beer of the Week: Red Racer's Snickerdoodle Pumpkin Ale Music by Sebastian Bender

The gang tries to figure out the names of things from Animorphs this week, and do better than they should. Also Dave's grumpy about Halloween, he's also changing his name to 'E-sports', Norris realizes his orc friends are fair-weather at best, and Kelly is sad his food paste got banned from Canada. We also decide Lord of the Rings is for children. Sorry nerds you know we're right. Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Kelly Wright Beer of the Week: Category 12's ZRA 2 Music by Sebastian Bender

We had literally nothing prepared this week so we spent basically an hour discussing the original Star Wars trilogy. Also discussed: Us drinking a lot of beer, Blade Runner 2049, loot boxes, and the exciting new direction of EA's Star Wars game. Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Mike Parker Beer of the Week: Bavaria Premium Music by Sebastian Bender

We start this week by trying to see what *hasn't* been made into a sexy halloween costume, and it turns out? Nothing. This week we force friend of the podcast Vince Yu to talk about Starcraft 64 with us while we down pumpkin spiced beer. Also discussed, the hypothetical character list for an EA MOBA, Norris firing everyone on the podcast and hiring scabs off TaskRabbit, and our attempts at getting the Destiny monkey of our collective backs. Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Kelly Wright Special Guest: Metal Enthusiast and Last Starcraft Fan Standing, Vince Yu Beer of the Week: Canuck Empire's The Lost Pumpkin Patch Ale Music by Sebastian Bender