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We survive centipede attacks this week to get you the final, exhausted word on Metal Gear Solid 5: Phantom Pain. But first, we discuss the phantom beauty of Channing Tatum in Magic Mike XXL, and just how great in general movies involving nude dudes are.

Be warned, from the 21:30 point to the end of the podcast, we dive deep into Metal Gear Solid 5: Phantom Pain spoilers.

Beer of the Week: Strange Fellows Jongleur Belgian Wit Beer

Hosts: Chris Norris, Kelly, Mike, Dave

Chris, Dave, and Emery come together to rap about Batman: Arkham

Knight in this spoilerific podcast about everyone's favourite caped

crusader.

Caution: If you haven't played Batman: Arkham Knight and don't want to

be spoiled, this may not be for you.

This week, to try and confuse anyone brave enough to listen, we decided that this podcast needed seven people on at once. Topics of discussion include post-modern music, post-modern art, post-modern metal gear, bad Mario Maker design, rom hacking video games, and ponies fighting ponies.

Beer of the Week: Parallel 49 Craft Lager

Hosts: Chris Norris, Emery, Kelly, Mike, Dave, Vince

Special Guest: Engineer and Rom-Hackist Alex

Only on Hopped-Up Gaming can the topic change from the British head of state having sex with livestock to a definition of bioinformatics. We're like a thinking man's idiot here on Hopped-Up Gaming.

This week, we discuss - shocker of shockers - more Metal Gear Solid Phantom Pain. Norris also question's Emery's dedication to Pixar films, and then insults Mike's Mario Maker abilities. Finally, we lay bare our suspicions that Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 is, in fact, Frog Fractions 2.

Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 Spoilers from 49:20 to 51:00.

Beer of the Week: Driftwood New Growth Pale Ale

Hosts: Chris Norris-Jones, Emery, Kelly, Mike

Only on Hopped-Up Gaming can the topic change from the British head of state having sex with livestock to a definition of bioinformatics. We're like a thinking man's idiot here on Hopped-Up Gaming.

This week, we discuss - shocker of shockers - more Metal Gear Solid Phantom Pain. Norris also question's Emery's dedication to Pixar films, and then insults Mike's Mario Maker abilities. Finally, we lay bare our suspicions that Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 is, in fact, Frog Fractions 2.

Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 Spoilers from 49:20 to 51:00.

Beer of the Week: Driftwood New Growth Pale Ale

Hosts: Chris Norris-Jones, Emery, Kelly, Mike

Only on Hopped-Up Gaming can the topic change from the British head of state having sex with livestock to a definition of bioinformatics. We're like a thinking man's idiot here on Hopped-Up Gaming.

This week, we discuss - shocker of shockers - more Metal Gear Solid Phantom Pain. Norris also question's Emery's dedication to Pixar films, and then insults Mike's Mario Maker abilities. Finally, we lay bare our suspicions that Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 is, in fact, Frog Fractions 2.

Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 Spoilers from 49:20 to 51:00.

Beer of the Week: Driftwood New Growth Pale Ale

Hosts: Chris Norris, Emery, Kelly, Mike

This week, we bring to the table some revolutionary new reality television ideas, including puppets, snow, bikinis, and murder. Afterwards we discuss the initial planning stages for our burgeoning space program, how standing robots are clearly better designed than crouching robots, and then barf out just a whole mess about Metal Gear Solid Phantom Pain.

There's also a new Street Fighter character! And some talk about both etiquette as well as *etiquette*, and to top it all off we even determine which of us best knows our new metal!

Beer of the Week: Spinnakers Cerveza Reposado

Hosts: Chris Norris-Jones, Emery, Kelly, Dave

This week, we bring to the table some revolutionary new reality television ideas, including puppets, snow, bikinis, and murder. Afterwards we discuss the initial planning stages for our burgeoning space program, how standing robots are clearly better designed than crouching robots, and then barf out just a whole mess about Metal Gear Solid Phantom Pain.

There's also a new Street Fighter character! And some talk about both etiquette as well as *etiquette*, and to top it all off we even determine which of us best knows our new metal!

Beer of the Week: Spinnakers Cerveza Reposado

Hosts: Chris Norris, Emery, Kelly, Dave

Check your temperature and your nanomachines because this week the gang's got Metal Gear Fever! Whether its discussing horses pooping on faces or your helicopter's preferred intro music, we get down to the true heart of The Phantom Pain.

We also discuss our group outing escaping from a broken submarine, how spooky scary the city of Vancouver is, and our plans to scare ourselves for Halloween. Not to mention (more) terrifying anime love games, the do's and don'ts for murdering sexy movie teenagers, and how Emery just *can't get enough* Metal Gear facts.

Beer of the Week: Bridge Brewing Dark Rye Sour Saison

Hosts: Chris Norris, Emery, Kelly

Special Guest: Amateur Paranormal Investigator Tammy Tsang

We debate this week the pros and cons of going to a Metal Gear Solid V midnight release, discuss Norris's experience at PAX, and how we may be too old for PAX these days. Matt also describes his descent into Icewind Dale 2, which devolves into us just gushing about old RPGs for a while. Dave goes off on the ecstasy and agony of his recent Mortal Kombating, and Kelly expounds on his love of watching sexy teens get murdered.

Hosts: Chris Norris, Emery, Kelly, Dave, Mike