Noah & John talk Saga #30, practice their Marko voices (that may or may not be just Batman voices), muse on the pomposity of Americans like Noah, and get kinda bummed out. But we got Ghüs riding Friendo, so it's all okay.

Noah & John talk Saga #29, late-'90s/early-'00s rap-rock masterpieces, what gets Pepe horny, and a heretofore uncovered Saga modification. (And remember, kids: It's a good thing to piss tears.)

Noah & John talk Saga #28, argue over the proper plural form of Pegasus, speak "Indian", and reveal John's first ACTUAL criticism of the comic. (Is it too few nude jiggly bits?) Pardonu al devigos vin atendi!

Noah & John talk Saga #27, visit the dry dock(tor's office), and discuss where babies come from. (Tummy demons. Obviously.)

*NOTE: We experienced some tech difficulties, and Noah's audio didn't turn out so hot. I did my best in post to make it listenable!* Noah & John talk Saga #26, teach a man to Google, and WOULD RATHER KILL HAZEL THAN LET ANYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO HAZEL.

Noah & John conduct a *very* science-y experiment by bringing on Video Essayist/Saga Newbie Jacob Geller to see just how effective issue #25 is as a jumping-on point! Spoiler alert: it's sorta not good for that!

Noah & John read YOUR answers to their question(s) of the week(s), take the bonkers-est Saga Reader Survey yet, and tell the most embarrassing story just ever. Will they finally finish a Between the Arcs in under an hour?!? Listen to this 1 hour and 33 minute-long episode to find out!!

Noah & John talk Saga issue #24, stay "On Brand", pull off a flawless Cockney accent, and demand a Lying Kitten RIGHT NOW.

Noah & John & SPECIAL GUEST HALEY ROSE-LYON talk Pinky and the Brand, an infuriating couch, and show Saga that it's actually possible to come back from a hiatus. 

You voted. We counted. Now get ready for a night of stars and Lying Cars [sic]! With all the controversial snubs (#DinosaurDildoWasRobbed) and timely monologue jokes (#LaupersSoNotGrey) you could ever want and then probably immediately not want! Join your hosts Noah & John for what's being called "the Kendrick Lamar's DAMN of podcast award shows" (presented by Cact-o's, Spiders, and McHenry Corp.)! Hold for theme song.