The SEASON 2 FINALE has arrived!!! Thank you to all the loyal and iconic listeners, you really are the cat's meow. In celebration, John Anthony and Andrea invite two former guests, Steve Han and Sophie Gorai, back onto the pod, crowning them as the official winners of the season! And all they have to do to claim their crowns is kiss ;) This hot foursome recaps a recent trip to Solvang and Santa Barbara, discusses their go-to karaoke songs, and debates whether the dicks in movies are real or prosthetic. In addition, they all play a hot and sweaty game of TRUTH or DAB! Hard hitting questions are answered, a BFA worthy orgasm is released, tears are shed! Tune in cuties <3

Raise your hand if you're sweating! This week John Anthony offers up a hot and steamy tale that takes place in a sauna somewhere in North America. With respect to his boyfriends' (yes, plural) privacy, an exact location cannot be stated at this time. What we can say is that it happened in the middle of the night and that, because of this story, the special word of this episode is "tugging". We hope you'll tune in to find out why. Andrea reveals the SICKEST and dirtiest thing about her ex and your two hosts chat the politics of being nude. They determine that there are you friends and then there are your friends you feel comfortable seeing naked. Janth and Dre also chat fucking at parties, fucking in bathrooms, fucking in outdoor dining patio thingys...sorry. They also provide their two cents on two movies--"Saltburn" and "May December." Spoilers are abound. You've been warned!

Oh, how the tables have turned! In a continuation of last week's format, Ms. Andrea Lee sits down with famed writer and sex icon, John Anthony (Lee) Loffredo to find out the TRUTH behind who he is and how he got here. Andrea asks some probing questions to her biological sister and John Anthony reveals the lengths he went to m*sturb*te in secret, why he was so ashamed of sex (gay), some hard truths about his ex, and what it was like to transition from straight to gay/actor to writer. Was his one true dream to be a child star?? Is marriage really still on the table??! How big IS his penis????! Ms. Andrea Lee gets to the bottom of it all. If that sounds titillating to you...that's because it is you little freak.

p.s. Flavor of the Week returns with a deep dive into some of John Anthony's favorite childhood snacks. Not all of them live up to the hype but that's because...we're in LA. And infamously, LA is not an Italian city. CAPICHE?!

This week John Anthony assumes the role of power dom TOP, thrusting his beloved cohost into the hot seat, in order to get to the bottom of the world's longest unanswered question: Who is Andrea Lee Christensen? That's right! We're devoting a whole episode to dissecting the glamorous, fabulous, cultural icon and baby star, Andrea! We thought it might be a wee bit fun and a wee bit interesting for all the new listeners (of which there are thousands) to spend some time getting to know your infamous, horny hosts. John Anthony interviews Andrea (Barbara Walters style) asking her about what it as like to grow up in Taipei, what factors lead her to become San Jose's most ardent prude, and how she managed to become the sexy little minx she is today! Will she truly stop at nothing to get the glitz and the glam?? Is true fame her one and only wish??? What causes her the most shame AND the most pleasure???! Listen in cuties!!

BONUS: We introduce our new segment, Flavor of the Week! Andrea walks us through some of her all time favorite snacks. What better way to get to know someone than through the things they put into their stomach!? Yum!!

This week Janth and Dre discuss the pressure to identify yourself in Hollywood. Dre crowns herself a triple threat (actor/writer/director) but Janth has a bone to pick. They also give a full recap of their highly anticipated dinner date--outfit descriptions and full menu breakdown included (it's giving Lily Rose Depp and Timothée Chalamet #tbt) . Some important topics are discussed: the politics of sucking toes and eating ass, polyamory on the red carpet, and the importance of tasting...yourself. OUR ENEMIES, Slobbish Behavior, and Are You Friends with Your Mom This Week? all make a captivating return. Ultimately, Janth and Dre are just two girls wondering how being dirty, nasty little piggies could be so wrong when it feels so right?!

Cheers! (wasn't that clink sexy??) John Anthony and Andrea are thinking a lot about friendships in this episode. What has happened to the friends who've wronged us? The friends (and lovers) we've let go?? Who holds our histories??!? It's giving philosopher. It's giving depth. Look, sometimes we don't have the capacity to be silly little girls. Frivolity isn't always the answer!!! Apres the deep stuff, Janth fills us in on his recent trip to San Francisco (dance floor make-outs, high heels, and a surprise appearance from an LA character) and drops a BOMBSHELL live on the pod. And let's just say, Andrea is...not happy. Your horny hosts also share their thoughts on the two hottest books at current: Julia Fox's memoir and Britney Spears' memoir.

We can't lie about this, it's Halloween when we recorded this. In spirit of the holiday, John Anthony and Andrea reflect on their Halloweekends of present and of yore, on the pains and pleasures of picking the right costume, and share a little story of a sexy masked encounter. John Anthony updates us on the 10 (disappointing) and learns a really strange fact about Andrea that he truly never knew and let's just say...it's shocking. OUR ENEMIES! segment is filled to the brim (we hate a lot of people this week! (we are brave and honest about that) (but also what we have to say is very creative and not what you may be thinking so get ready for that)). Janth and Dre ponder many questions: Do we have DSL's?? How do you pronounce the word won??? Have we finally become...influential??? They may not have the answers but, if there's one thing they know for sure, John Anthony is always congested and Andrea is always sweating.

Sometimes when you think you have nothing to say...it's your time to speak up. And that's how this episode was born. This week your sexy little hosts discuss why Andrea is dressed like a 1950s woman on the verge of a nervous breakdown, why we are embarrassed about the celebrities we've met (served in a restaurant setting), and chat about the kooky-ooky joy of seeing Dicks: The Musical! (Before you ask: yes we ARE open to seeing Killers of the Flower Moon). OUR ENEMIES segment returns and leads Janth and Dre to discover the answers to man's greatest mysteries: what is the secret thrill of a group dinner/is there enough food in nature?? We also chat about the politics of moving in with your lover of 3 months and...we need to talk about the shoe rack, dang NABBIT!! (You'll get it. (Trust.))

Welcome BACK to the BROADCAST! Your hosts Tan-iana Johnson (Dre) and Sexual Creature (Janth) have certainly been...up to something. This week, your burning questions about Andrea's trip to Mexico are answered: Is she engaged??? (No.) Did she have crazy sex??? (Yes.) John Anthony tells the tales of the sexual critters currently working their way into his...heart and admits why he had to...leave the cafe. Your horny hosts detail their latest enemies, The Captain and The Cockblocker (sheer terror has occurred in the gay club and the black lagoon!), and even share some culture recs: Chappell Roan (wow.), RHOP (iykyk), and this fantasy trilogy that John Anthony can't spell (sorry). This episode is truly salacious. Like SERIOUSLY, it's sexy. You WILL sweat while listening. We are hot, we are bothered. We hope you are too.

p.s. We want to engage to you! Tell us a sexy secret, propose a question you want answered, share a little tip or two!! Why are you so afraid to talk to us??? srslyyy!! dm us already!!! plz don't make us beg.

It's time to air our grievances. Scratched and botched no more, this episode contains the much anticipated unveiling of a formerly redacted segment we like to call, "OUR ENEMIES". We know what you're thinking-Live and let live! Let go! Forget the haters! If it were up to us, we'd agree with you but...we have a podcast. So, restaurant villains, rude airlines, even Mother Nature herself are deliciously scrutinized! In addition, your horny hosts talk too much about farts in this episode (I'm sure you're not surprised). Would you dare fart in front of your family? Your friends?? Your LOVERS??? It turns out there's nothing more vulnerable (or hilarious) than passing gas. Janth and Dre also discuss why Queen Charlotte is making them so horny and what's really going on with the third installment of My Big Fat Greek Wedding.