✨tHeY sAy I dId SoMeThInG bAd BuT wHy'S iT fEeL sO gOoOoD✨

We interrupt this description that all "sponsors" in this episode are fake and are completely a joke. Though the floor is an awesome human creation.

We interrupt this description AGAIN with another couple disclaimers:

~This episode literally took me a while to create, and took a couple of days to record the audio alone, so I'd really appreciate if y'all could listen to the episode! :)

~Some of these OC names are not original (especially Zebedee), and I used the power of ✨GOOGLE✨ to generate these names

~And finally, this episode is completely a joke, so if it makes NO. SENSE. AT. ALL., it's because that's intentional.

Anyways, in this episode, your host, Juniperheart, creates some hOrRiBlE Warriors OCs with some hOrRiBlE (and cringey/nonsensical) backstories! You'll hear everything, from Stumpydream's tragedies to Bellafang's whole crisis, to American trucks, to just about everything in between. Also, I put on my very cartoon voice during Raccoonwhisker's story, and some people (Poppyheart a.k.a. Mom) have told me that it can get difficult for them (ahem! Old people ... as Poppyheart calls herself) to hear it. You can email me if you want to hear Raccoonwhisker's (somewhat horrible and totally [wink, wink] original backstory, and I will send you the transcript!

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SHOUTOUT TIME!!! I WILL BE DOING THIS IN ALL CAPS TO EMPHASIZE THAT I AM SHOUTING.... just kidding.

Shoutout to...

~Elinor M

~ShadeShine

~Hazelbranch (go check out her podcast :D)

~SunKissed

~... and basically all the people that have emailed me that I haven't replied to yet. I promise I'll email y'all back soon...

for leaving me nice emails, reviews, and comments!

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Question of the Day: What's your favorite song (non-explicit)? I was thinking of adding them all to a Spotify playlist. Have a great day! ~Juniperheart~

Email me at: [email protected]

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