Horribly Off-Topic

Chris and Steve talk about Steve’s trip to Montreal and who they’d want to showrun the TRUMAN SHOW version of their lives.

Chris, Steve, and Chris’ brother John discuss accusations of Chris’ onanism, plus Steve and John’s upcoming trip to Canada.

Chris, Steve, and special guest Matt celebrate the podcast’s 21st birthday by sharing stories of their early drinking experiences.

Chris and Steve discuss American heroes Button Gwinnett and Vanilla Ice, British super-spy James Bond, literary magazines, parody movies, and films that are too arty for their own good.

Chris and Steve talk video games, over-sharing, rule-breaking, fathering love children in college, and who listeners come to the show for.

Chris and Steve discuss words and phrases that offend their listeners. Then, Chris tells the story of how the Internet cost him his virginity. That, and Thanksgiving.

Chris and Steve chat about the comic book speculator boom of the 1990s, then trade their own personal origin stories.

Chris and Steve discuss bathroom floods, banning words, and where they would start over in their lives if given the chance.

Chris and Steve talk about #GamerGate, the biggest mistake made by Barack Obama, Googling yourself, and the movies they haven’t seen.

Chris and Steve talk about where a man’s anger—their anger, in particular—comes from.