Horror and a Half

Happy winter! We're entering the darkest, coldest time of the year with: movies! Honestly, it's movies all the time no matter what. But at least one of them is seasonal and at least one of them is good! And all that is before we discuss a movie that's both of those things, 1995's The Day of the Beast! Decide to do all the evil you can with us as we discuss real Madrid architecture, cheesy occult television shows, and Satan as a cockroach.

Happy December! Bundle up with us in these cold days as we tell you what's been going on: brides of Frankenstein, girl vampires, toolbox murders, and even the correct order to watch the It films in. Then we dive right into 2020's Underwater! Fall to the ocean floor with us as we discuss falling in love 7 miles down, guys trying to swallow you, and the unwell nature of IMDB trivia. Note: there's some technical difficulties in this one, and I had to deamplify Rose for a couple minutes towards the end. It might be a little jarring! Just pretend she's in a huge diving suit, or something.

We're back! Join us here, in deepest November, to talk about all the important things: 70s coming of age dramas, cave gremlins, train derailments, bone temples, not knowing the difference between The Shining and Psycho, and what's so scary about spin the bottle. Then, we're getting weird with 2018's In Fabric! Let's take a trip to the very culty store to try on a cursed dress or two, tell people about our fucked up dreams, meet a witch(?), and start a riot(!).

We chat about mummies and robots and wreathes of human hair before we take a trip to Colorado for 1998's Phantoms! Oh Phantoms, a gentleman's 9% on Rotten Tomatoes. Don't let that stop you! Join us for a lively discussion of a fucked up town, stupidly young Ben Affleck, oh, and the Ancient Enemy.

It's a bit of a light episode, because we were traveling, but we still have haunted houses, imaginary friends, and the brand new Frankenstein movie! Then we're discussing Dangerous Animals, so hop on an experience boat with us as we discuss animal speeches, high tension, and bread rolls.

Spooky season is here for real! We discuss some more Universal monsters, some suspiciously familiar doors, some extra hikers, and an Urban Legends sequel before we dig into 2001's The Others! Make sure all the doors are closed with us as we discuss squabbling British children, mysterious trios of servants, and one mom's quest to deny everything.

We're back from Halloween Horror Nights and we have thoughts about zones and food and houses! We're also discussing Dracula and football, if you can even believe it. Then we cast back to earlier in the year to discuss Hell of a Summer! Return once more to a beloved summer camp with us as we discuss red herring names, off-screen murders, Spider-Man 2, and a secret freak.

We're taking it a little easy this episode: a little bit of Phantom, a smidge of an on purpose bad movie, and then a dumbass movie as the main topic, Urban Legend! Pick a northeastern university of your choice as we discuss loud goth fucking, jam-packed folklore classes, and the endless menace of hooded coats.

Alligators,  antlers, surfers, a store, more Weapons! We talk it all before heading out to LA for Borderline! Get locked in a recording booth with us as we discuss home invasion, impromptu weddings, and maybe not changing enough of your script from your real life inspiration.

Do you like... time loops? Do you like... anthology films? Do you like... spoilers for Weapons? (If you don't like spoilers for Weapons, skip to around an hour and ten minute, once I start talking about it.) Then we go to the theater for Together! Drink some cursed water with us as we discuss all the dog-staring, hair-choking, mildew-knowing, dick-sticking fun!