Horror and a Half

It's a double dose of television for children, plus... zombie cop?? before we dig into new release The Monkey! Spin your little drum stick with us as we discuss absurd deaths, what bees do and do not do, maybe an honest to god plot hole, and shocking twin revelations.

It's the end of the month! That isn't really germane to anything, but it is true. Besides, we're talking more things that came out in this month: Valentine's slashers and continuing ghost shenanigans, and then we leap back in time to 1976's Burnt Offerings! Rent a cheap summer home with us as we discuss secret night swims, houses with terrible vibes, very professional actors, and a frankly delightful evil chauffer.

Do you like vampires? We hope so,  because that's the extra stuff we've brought you this month! Whether you like 'em bald and feral, or French and supposedly comedic, we have vamps! And then we have another new release, Companion! Visit a massive lake house with us as we discuss non-twists, fucked up nicknames, and some very poor planning.

Boo! I dunno, man, here's an episode for you: it's got stepfathers and vampires and the back half of Goosebumps and honestly most of it's pretty good! Then we come to 2025's Wolf Man, and, well... there's certainly stuff to talk about! Crash your U-Haul with us as we discuss pacing tricks, fucked up wolf vision, and YOUR DAD.

Happy New Year! We're back and basically the same, which means: we gotta tell you about masters of horror, 70s cinema, and that new season of Goosebumps. We are who we are! We love evil vehicles!! Anyway, then we're discussing another 2024 movie, this one titled, ahem, Daddy's Head. It's a pretty grim outing for a title like that! Join us in yet another rich weirdo house as we discuss hero dogs, weird huts, and another creep-ass monster.

2024 is over! Well, it is for us anyway, here at HaaH, and we're closing the year out with a discussion of the end of What We Do in the Shadows and also a little Christmas slashing and a little dirt goleming.  Then we hit one last 2024 release to talk Cuckoo! Toodle a little flute with us as we talk about weird vomit vibes, unexpected time loops, and screaming.

Short ep this time around! We have some parking garage horror and some Thanksgiving horror just a touch late, and then we're dipping into 2024 again with Azrael! Absolutely refuse to communicate with us as we discuss Burnys, cool guys with trucks, and sad puppy faces.

Happy 250! We chat very briefly about some freakos and some moon spiders before digging into a make/remake double feature of the 2 Suspiria movies! Which Germany do you favor: weird ass woods or nose-pressed to the Berlin wall? Good news, you can have both! Enroll in a prestigious dance academy with us as we discuss some of the wildest rooms you've ever seen, Very Aggressive dancing, maggot rain, sad old men, and, obviously WITCHES

We may have left Horror's Month, but you know that literally nothing changes about our show. We've got voting zombies and "scary" dolls and ghost seeing and Substance Thoughts, before we dive right in to the recent Heretic! Smell some delicious, totally real pie with us as we discuss weird houses, monologuing atheists, and prequel possibilities.

We're back! Rose has returned to the east coast and October is now mostly behind us, so we have more Shocktober offerings to chat about before we discuss 2021's Malignant! Travel to a gothic cliff hospital with us as we talk about dramatic sets, hair monsters, and our love of TAPES.