This time around Kelly is hitting movies that start with the letter D, and both of us have TV to talk about. Then we're headed back to the straight laced past, with 1954's Them! Bust out of a variety of buildings with us as we discuss fun ant puppets, real flamethrowers, rocket launcher etiquette, and relative levels of ant-panic.

Kelly updates us on Ridley Scott's hilariously grim worldview before we dive right into our topic, brand new release Abigail! Get a too large crew together as we discuss goop as set dressing/makeup, anemic escape attempts, and possible prequel films. Plus: is our interest cursing movies this year??

We're back! (No dinosaur story, sorry.) We have some slashers to tell you about, plus a vampire-ish movie, before we dive on into Lord of Illusions! Join us as we finish out Clive Barker's directorial works as we discuss slutty little outfits, cinematic mindfreaks, world murder, and the hotness of Scott Bakula.

First we're talking about aliens, demons, and scary moments (and also late night television?) before we pointedly refuse to remake an old episode - sure, we covered Pet Sematary before, but this is a different movie! Theoretically! Join us as we travel back to 2019 to talk about lack of oomph, movies faking you out, and sittin' cats.

This time out we have some brand new exorcisms and some old school slashing (and also an existential crisis for Kelly, whoops) before digging into 1992's Ghostwatch! Turn on your British TV and prepared to get hoaxed to death as we discuss spit ghosts, cursed places, early 90s tv tech, and guys where guys shouldn't be!

Do you want to hear about the general area where we grew up? No? Too bad! We also have a lesser King adaptation (another one?!) before moving on to 1976's The Omen! Get given an eerie child as we discuss getting wrecked by packs of dogs, early Final Destination vibes, never checking into anything, and... Baylock attack!

Not a lot of horror around these parts, so we briefly revisit a fav through Mom Reactions(TM) before moving on to new release Lisa Frankenstein! Borrow your step sister's gothest dress as we discuss rude tombstones, ineffectual dads, out of left field axe murders, and body part theft.

This time around we've got a vampire twofer, a real life cursed encounter, and... Agatha Christie?! Then we move on to last year's Suitable Flesh! Swap bodies with us as we discuss rude demons, husbands into getting stabbed, deeply shitty college town Arkham, and the dangers of fucking in open windows.

Do you want to hear about prog rock horror movies? Deeply 90s devil pictures? Oscar front runners AND a form of television that should be kept away from Stephen King?! We have all that for you, and more! Because we're also discussing the brand new Night Swim aka Evil Pool! Get your swimsuit on and dive right in with us as we discuss ill-advised familial trades, just reaching for things in pools, and diving for quarters.

Happy New Year! The holidays isn't always the most horror-ful time, so we have decided to bring you an impromptu double feature: the remake of House on Haunted Hill and the 8 year later direct to dvd sequel Return to House on Haunted Hill! Join us in a big fuck off asylum as we discuss the joys of sets, twisted theme parks, under what circumstances 1999 and 2007 let us look at tits, evil doctors that it turns out are Like That due to evil statues, and scores of nearly identical nobodies. Plus: we go in The Chamber!