Movies discussed: 13 Sins, Cottage Country, Cockneys vs. Zombies, Suckablood (short) Charlie and Matt are running the show this week while Josh is on vacation. We assume he’s staying in every motel in which the proprietor has a host of mommy issues. Next weeks assignments: Folklore theme Thale Kill List Jug Face The Faeries of Blackheath Woods (short) Watch along with us if you like and we’ll see you next week.

Movies discussed: Patrick: Evil Awakens (2013 remake), Let Me In (2010 remake), The Wickerman (2006 remake), All Men are Called Robert (short) This week: remakes! Does it help if you didn’t like the original? Can the remake and the original peacefully exist in one nerd’s brain? Who thought it was a good idea to strip all the religious conflict out of Wicker Man? We ponder those questions and more. Next weeks assignments: Netflix streaming week 13 Sins Cottage Country Cockneys vs. Zombies Suckablood (short) Watch along with us if you like and we’ll see you next week.

Movies discussed: Patrick: Evil Awakens (2013 remake), Let Me In (2010 remake), The Wickerman (2006 remake), All Men are Called Robert (short) This week: remakes! Does it help if you didn’t like the original? Can the remake and the original peacefully exist in one nerd’s brain? Who thought it was a good idea to strip all the religious conflict out of Wicker Man? We ponder those questions and more. Next weeks assignments: Netflix streaming week 13 Sins Cottage Country Cockneys vs. Zombies Suckablood (short) Watch along with us if you like and we’ll see you next week.

Movies discussed: The Hills Run Red, Cold Prey, Tales from the Crypt (1972), White with Red (short) This week: the last twenty minutes of the Hills Run Red has one of us seeing…red, Tales from the Crypt delights and bores in equal measure, and tempers heat up over Cold Prey. Plus: everything’s better with Ron Perlman. Next weeks assignments: Remake week Patrick: Evil Awakens (2013 remake) Let Me In (2010 remake) The Wickerman (2006 remake) All Men are Called Robert (short) Watch along with us if you like and we’ll see you next week.

Movies discussed: The Hills Run Red, Cold Prey, Tales from the Crypt (1972), White with Red (short) This week: the last twenty minutes of the Hills Run Red has one of us seeing…red, Tales from the Crypt delights and bores in equal measure, and tempers heat up over Cold Prey. Plus: everything’s better with Ron Perlman. Next weeks assignments: Remake week Patrick: Evil Awakens (2013 remake) Let Me In (2010 remake) The Wickerman (2006 remake) All Men are Called Robert (short) Watch along with us if you like and we’ll see you next week.

Movies discussed: Creepshow 2, C.H.U.D. II: Bud the Chud, The Purge: Anarchy, Copy (short) Sequel Week! Creepshow 2’s a stone-cold classic, the Purge: Anarchy is purge-inducing, and C.H.U.D. II isn’t really C.H.U.D. II, but still fun. Plus: white guilt! Next weeks assignments: The Hills Run Red Cold Prey Tales from the Crypt (1972) White with Red (short) Watch along with us if you like and we’ll see you next week.

Movies discussed: Creepshow 2, C.H.U.D. II: Bud the Chud, The Purge: Anarchy, Copy (short) Sequel Week! Creepshow 2’s a stone-cold classic, the Purge: Anarchy is purge-inducing, and C.H.U.D. II isn’t really C.H.U.D. II, but still fun. Plus: white guilt! Next weeks assignments: The Hills Run Red Cold Prey Tales from the Crypt (1972) White with Red (short) Watch along with us if you like and we’ll see you next week.

Movies discussed: Almost Human, Blood Glacier, Frankenstein’s Army, Flicker (short) This week: Almost Human is almost decent, Blood Glacier got mutilated between film festival and wide release, and Frankenstein’s Army has a stellar middle half. Plus: Let the right subtitles in. Next weeks assignments: Creepshow 2 C.H.U.D. II: Bud the Chud The Purge: Anarchy Copy (short) Watch along with us if you like and we’ll see you next week.

Movies discussed: Almost Human, Blood Glacier, Frankenstein’s Army, Flicker (short) This week: Almost Human is almost decent, Blood Glacier got mutilated between film festival and wide release, and Frankenstein’s Army has a stellar middle half. Plus: Let the right subtitles in. Next weeks assignments: Creepshow 2 C.H.U.D. II: Bud the Chud The Purge: Anarchy Copy (short) Watch along with us if you like and we’ll see you next week.

Movies discussed: From Beyond, Cemetery Man, The Serpent and the Rainbow, Doppelganger (short) This week: The Slaughterhouse Princess guys delight us with From Beyond, bore us with the Serpent and the Rainbow, and divide us with Cemetery Man. Plus: how can we be lovers if we can’t be friends? Next weeks assignments: Almost Human Blood Glacier Frankenstein’s Army Flicker (short) Watch along with us if you like and we’ll see you next week.