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This week, Ashley and Carter have the pleasure of covering an old Horror Sucks classic. The original Hellraiser was the 5th episode of our podcast, and now we have the chance to watch the remake. It was meant to be a new movie inspired by the original (rather than a true remake or sequel) but the modern effects and higher budget should ensure a scarier, more gory movie. Listen to find out why it sucks. 

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Once again, Carter and Ashley watch a movie on a Thursday and expect to have the episode out by the following Wednesday. This time, it's Halloween Ends, the final of the Halloween remake trilogy. After two atrocious precursors, the duo can finally breathe a sigh of relief, as the series fittingly ends here. Listen to hear their thoughts.

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A few months late, Ashley and Carter review X, a movie about filming an adult video in rural Texas. This episode is particularly graphic of a sexual nature, and we recommend that family members do not listen. Also, extremely important to note, Carter does not know what he's talking about when it comes to alligators. Don't listen to him.

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After first seeing the trailer during a viewing of Sonic 2, Ashley and Carter have been excited for Smile for months. They waited through spooky baseball games and episode after episode after Horror Sucks for its release, and now its finally here  Listen so we can tell you whether or not this new release sucks.

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To kick off a chaotic October schedule, Carter and Ashley review Barbarian. A recent release, the film has performed remarkably well with critics... but Carter is still skeptical. Listen to find out why.

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This week Carter and Ashley regret their life choices with Orphan (2009) and Orphan: First Kill (2022). While one is a horror classic beloved my many, the other...you'll just have to listen to find out. 

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After struggling for weeks, Ashley and Carter give up on their Friday the 13th marathon and settle for something a little simpler. In this week's episode, they discuss Vivarium, a movie where a couple finds themselves trapped in a paranormal suburb, forced to raise a child that isn't theirs.

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This week, Ashley and Carter limp through an episode of VelociPastor. Despite being a mere 75 minutes long, it's one of the most demoralizing movie they've ever seen.

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This week, Ashley and Carter revisit the 1980s to watch Prom Night, a since-rebooted Canadian slasher film starring the one-and-only Jaime Lee Curtis. The film has everything a slasher should have: gore, proms, Ohio, but there's just something about it that sucks. Listen to find out why.

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This week, the gang reviews the recent Peacock original They/Them, a slasher movie set at a gay conversion camp. Ashley and Carter keep it as tasteful as possible.

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