Horror Vanguard

They keep making Resident Evil movies and we keep reviewing them! The cycle of birth and death continues with Netflix's second attempt at entering the Resident Evil franchise. We say goodbye to weapons-grade political commentary and hello to lines of dialogue written in a viral marketing laboratory.

Did you ever think you'd be wishing Paul W. S. Anderson would have kept the franchise going for two decades? Well, now we do!

Ding Ding! Class is in session at Zombie High!

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What if Gilligan’s Island, but the consequences of post-war geopolitics? We're talking Shock Waves, the political topology of the sea, and all the horrors under the sun.

So, sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started from this tropic port aboard this tiny consequence of governments absorbing Nazi leaders post-WWII.

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It's your weekly horror movie criticism podcast and your ghouls are, natürlich, talking about systemic social problems and infrastructural collapse in major American cities!

It Follows explores the most haunting theme of all: an open-ended metaphor!

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Our Doctor Strange episode went over so well we decided to do Iron Man! Well, not that Ironman. We're talking all that it means to be human and machine alike in today's episode on Tetsuo: The Iron Man!

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We're back to tackling listener requests and your home for spooky film analysis is jumping into a film that is so far from horror it emerges on the other side a bone-chilling piece of cosmic horror. Let's discuss the shredding nightmares that take uneasy slumber in: Where the Green Ants Dream!

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It finally happened. We reviewed an MCU movie... and it was fine? I guess?

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For this month's bonus episode, we're going to watch THE DEADLIEST MOVIE EVER MADE!

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With all this talk of Sam Raimi and new horror movies, we hopped into the Wayback Machine and watched Scott Spiegel's 1989 slasher flick Intruder!

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Twice a year, your ghosts, I mean hosts, pick something special for a spooky movie birthday celebration. This year, Jon has chosen Ken Russell's The Devils!

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Hark! A bell tolls! We return from the arcane depths of live show month.

We're back in the crypt with LaborKyle talking about a movie so horrific it was banned everywhere. Listen in wrapt terror as we talk about The Boss Baby for nearly double the running time of The Boss Baby.

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