Horror Vanguard

Your ghosts, I mean hosts, are back from our hiatus and beginning our quest to find the new home of Horror Vanguard after the HV Crypt was destroyed by a single shot from a Resident Evil 4 rocket launcher.

We start our journey in either LA or NYC with a little trip on the subway.

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HV Classic goes undercover into the deregulated confections industry to break the story on the horrible abuses behind your favorite Willy Wonka brand candies. Can we find some proto-utopian prefigurations in this post-scarcity candyland or is it all dystopian refuse and chocolate runoff?

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We've exited the nightmare podcast factory and we've got a special plan for this episode. Is our work yet done? What is the conspiracy against the eel-race? Are my Thomas Ligotti puns pictures from the apocalypse or are they paradoxes from hell?

Your (g)hosts review A Cure for Wellness and get to the bottom of one slimy eel pit of cinematic discourse!

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Chapter 2: Our heroes quest for answers. A villain falls prey to their own schemes. A surprise visit brings the dawn.

Films Reviewed:

The Amityville Horror (1979)

Amityville II: The Possession

Amityville 3D

Amityville 4: The Evil Returns

Amityville: The Curse

Amityville: It’s About Time

Amityville: A New Generation

Amityville: Dollhouse

The Amityville Horror (2005)

Amityville: Awakening

The Amityville Haunting

The Amityville Asylum

Amityville: Death House

Amityville: The Final Chapter (Sickle)

Amityville: Playhouse

Amityville: Vanishing Point

The Amityville Legacy (AKA Amityville Toybox)

The Amityville Terror

Amityville: No Escape

The Unspoken AKA The Haunting of Briar House

Amityville Exorcism

Amityville: Evil Never Dies (Rereleased in 2020 as amityville: Clownhouse)

Against the Night (Amityville Prison)

Amityville: Mt. Misery Road

The Amityville Murders

Amityville Island

Amityville Vibrator

Witches of Amityville (Amityville Witches)

The Amityville Harvest

An Amityville Poltergeist

The Amityville Moon

Amityville Cop

Amityville Cult

Amityville Vampire

Amityville Scarecrow

Amityville Uprising

Amityville: Gas Camber

Amityville in Space

Amityville Hex

Amityville In the Hood

Amityville Karen

Amityville Christmas Vacation

The Amityville Exorcist

Amityville Thanksgiving

Amityville Scarecrow II

Ghosts of Amityville

Amityville Ride-share

Amityville Death Toilet

Amityville Frankenstein

Amityville Job Interview

Amityville Elevator

Amityville Emanuelle

Amityville Ripper

The Last Amityville Movie

Amityville Backpack

Amityville Bigfoot

Amityville Webcam

Amityville Turkey Day

Once Upon a Time in Amityville

Amityville AI

Amityville: Where the Echo Lives (The Girl from the Other Side)

Amityville Void

Amityville VR

Amityville Apartment

The Amityville Dawn

Scared Stiff 2: The Amityville Whore

Amityville Outhouse

Amityverse

The Amityville Lost Tape

Subhuman: The Amityville Experiment

Amityville: La Llorona

The Amityville Cute Farting Cat (Short)

The Amityville Quilt Store (Short)

Amityville 80: The Slashening (Short)

The Amityville Exploitation (Short)

The Amityville Slasher (Short)

Amityville Cabin (Short)

Chapter 1: A hero returns with an unfamiliar face. A villain reveals their hands. Old comrades ride out against this new threat.

Films Reviewed:

The Amityville Horror (1979)

Amityville II: The Possession

Amityville 3D

Amityville 4: The Evil Returns

Amityville: The Curse

Amityville: It’s About Time

Amityville: A New Generation

Amityville: Dollhouse

The Amityville Horror (2005)

Amityville: Awakening

The Amityville Haunting

The Amityville Asylum

Amityville: Death House

Amityville: The Final Chapter (Sickle)

Amityville: Playhouse

Amityville: Vanishing Point

The Amityville Legacy (AKA Amityville Toybox)

The Amityville Terror

Amityville: No Escape

The Unspoken AKA The Haunting of Briar House

Amityville Exorcism

Amityville: Evil Never Dies (Rereleased in 2020 as amityville: Clownhouse)

Against the Night (Amityville Prison)

Amityville: Mt. Misery Road

The Amityville Murders

Amityville Island

Amityville Vibrator

Witches of Amityville (Amityville Witches)

The Amityville Harvest

An Amityville Poltergeist

The Amityville Moon

Amityville Cop

Amityville Cult

Amityville Vampire

Amityville Scarecrow

Amityville Uprising

Amityville: Gas Camber

Amityville in Space

Amityville Hex

Amityville In the Hood

Amityville Karen

Amityville Christmas Vacation

The Amityville Exorcist

Amityville Thanksgiving

Amityville Scarecrow II

Ghosts of Amityville

Amityville Ride-share

Amityville Death Toilet

Amityville Frankenstein

Amityville Job Interview

Amityville Elevator

Amityville Emanuelle

Amityville Ripper

The Last Amityville Movie

Amityville Backpack

Amityville Bigfoot

Amityville Webcam

Amityville Turkey Day

Once Upon a Time in Amityville

Amityville AI

Amityville: Where the Echo Lives (The Girl from the Other Side)

Amityville Void

Amityville VR

Amityville Apartment

The Amityville Dawn

Scared Stiff 2: The Amityville Whore

Amityville Outhouse

Amityverse

The Amityville Lost Tape

Subhuman: The Amityville Experiment

Amityville: La Llorona

The Amityville Cute Farting Cat (Short)

The Amityville Quilt Store (Short)

Amityville 80: The Slashening (Short)

The Amityville Exploitation (Short)

The Amityville Slasher (Short)

Amityville Cabin (Short)

Finally, a right-wing podcast for the grindset horror fans. Join Kyle and Kay, who have always been the hosts of this specific podcast as they discuss UNTILL DAWN. Finally the only two cultural forms - movies and a strange thing call video games - collide.

Welcome to ALL HORRORS ARE VANGUARD

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As Jon takes to the road driven by strange psychic messages from the Jervas Dudley Centre for Xenophilology and Psychogeography (probably), the HV (g)hosts take on their newest challenge: a contemporary horror movie.

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Jon and Kyle sit down to talk about Tobe Hooper's first movie, Eggshells.

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After surviving the Pepsi Agony, the Kyle-satz Haderac embarks on a cinematic adventure with Reverend Mother Ashley Helen Mohiam and Jon Idaho to discovery the mystery of what's happening to all of the magic and poorly explained precognitive South American spiders.

Brave the Bai Waters of Life and join in their quest as we discuss: Madame Web!

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Join us for a discussion of all things home improvement.

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