Horror Vanguard

How could we have gotten through our entire Toxic Avenger episode without spending a huge amount of time talking about mops? We clean up our act and talk about the most interesting horror movie weapon of all time!

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Wanna play a game? Wait, no, not those movies. Those are coming later... Today we're talking about Funny Games, violence, and media.

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Much like today's movie, this mini episode is way longer than it needs to be and features more than your usually amount of incoherent howling.

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You know that creepy cemetery at the edge of town that no one talks about?

That's where we record our podcast! We're joined by Labor Kyle to talk about Clive Barker's Nightbreed and two hours of theory, chocolate bunnies, and Paul the Apostle! You won't be able to guess what twists and turns we take when we go where the monsters go!

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Get your copies of Six Crises ready, we're discussing our first Troma movie: The Toxic Avenger!

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https://parallaxviews.podbean.com/e/a-troma-tic-chat-w-lloyd-kaufman/

https://www.thecolacorporation.com/products/palestine-fundraiser

https://hellgayzer.bandcamp.com/track/may-22

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We're diving into our final book club texts and announcing some big changes as we round the corner into the second half of whatever year it currently is.

We read Mary Shelley's On Ghosts and talk about how you too can have solidarity with the undead!

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We descend into the pit in order to vertically self-manage our film criticism and help you decide whether or not you should go to graduate school! (The horror!)

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We let our pentameters get iambic in our discussion on Vincent Price's Theatre of Blood! We hit the stage with an inspired performance that grapples with the role of the art critic, the presence of the stage, and some spooky thoughts on The Bard.

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There exists one kaiju that inspires fear in the hearts of VC tech bros everywhere... It goes by many names, but we call it: TRAINS! Today we're talking about Godzilla, trains, and governments.

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This month's bonus episode has us talking about one of our favorite authors, abandoned theaters, and uncertainty.

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