In this long overdue Valentine's day episode we discuss 2009's My Bloody Valentine! This week we find our heroes discussing the small town way of life. They really dig deep into what being a mine community is all about. Daniel throws major support behind miners. Ryan throws major shade at valentine's day candy. Kenny releases dangerous but strangely accurate guesses on mining safety protocols. Dr. Penis makes house calls and so do we! So come join us as we get to the heart of the matter and solve all your pressing relationship problems in just one, easy to listen to episode!

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In this episode we dig into adult discussions as we have stumbled into issues way above our heads, that's right, we watched His House(2020). Maybe we will all sound smart for once. Maybe Kenny has a problem with wallpaper. Maybe Ryan steals children from war torn countries in order to escape. Maybe Daniel would make a great refugee. Maybe Ryan will sing us a little song. Maybe its all in our heads. Sometimes, we bring the ghosts with us. Come get super serious with your totally knowledgeable Horror hosts!

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In this episode we dig into the vault to discuss the film Burning Bright (2010). Maybe Ryan watched the movies we were doing out of order and maybe Daniel and Kenny had to scramble to watch this last minute to get it done. Maybe insurance would payout an accidental tiger killing on your children no questions asked. Maybe we will watch a better movie with Meatloaf in it. Do tigers like drugs? When is it time to eat? What animals would be scarier than a tiger if you were trapped in a house with it? Does Kenny have a future reading poetry? Is this our quickest F-bomb in an episode? Find out this much and more when you join us on this excruciating journey!

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In this episode we discuss the film Chompy and the Girls (2021). We will have our mouths full on this one folks! Can our heroes figure out exactly what's going on in this delightful film? Do we let Ryan go rogue and pick a movie for us again? Will Kenny and Daniel ever agree on cool jackets and if sandwiches are dinner food or not? Can't we all just be appreciated for the effort we put in. Don't eat people but if you do be sure to chew. You are not Chompy so don't try this at home! What the heck did we just watch!? Find out NOW!!!

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In this episode we discuss the film Werewolves Within (2021). Listen. This is one of the best movies I've ever seen. It is non stop fun. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS! And then listen to us talk about it. We have some known unknowns and some unknown knowns. Perhaps a few of our hosts had too much soda. Will Ryan ever get his monster lady? Is he already perhaps married to one? Will Daniel manage to bridge the language gap between us and the younglings? Will Grandpa Ryan ruin any progress we made with that? Will Kenny ever get to live his dreams of being snowed inside of a sweet mansion were he doesn't have to deal with the outside world? I don't think he's very neighborly. BALLS BALLS BALLS BAAAAALLLLLSSS! Come join us for a fun treat that you can really sink your teeth into!

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In this, our sixth Television discussion episode, we discuss the eighth episode of HBO's series, The Last Of Us. Perhaps we will make this less confusing next time. And maybe have a set release schedule for a our tv discussions. Perhaps not. Never can tell. Welcome back to FUNgus filled world of The Last of Us! Ellie don't need no help and Joel realizes he gets his powers from murder. Nature is healing. Butts are closing. Episodes are getting shorter. Tears are drying. Come along for the penultimate episode of this first season of The Last Of Us as our tour guide Daniel shows his ever diligent students Kenny and Kim the error in their ways. Also, can we stop making gingers the bad guys? I need some ginger heroes! Liono isn't enough.

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In this episode we discuss the film The Menu (2022). This is must watch cinema and a must listen podcast episode! But only if your palette is cultured enough to handle it. If you don't like this episode, you just aren't sophisticated enough and are probably part of the problem. Facts! Are our heroes attempting to punch above their collective intellects again and failing miserably? Which one of our hosts routinely has orgasmic reactions to food? Is this movie a "He Who Must Not Be Named" origin story? I really need that cheeseburger duders! So come join us as we digest this 5 Michelin star movie and turn it into the delicious Footlong Chili Cheese Dogs we all know and love!

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In this, our fifth Television discussion episode, we discuss the seventh episode of HBO's series, The Last Of Us. Yes, we are still confused about a lot of things. Kenny for instance can't believe he repeatedly failed to correct himself on the character Bloodsport's name. HE MEAN'T BLOODSPORT! But that's in the past, we are moving with another episode that takes place in the past. We get Ellie's origin story here with a classic girls trip to the mall!!! We here at Horrorble Opinions love stories about plutonic friendships soooo much. Keep you're eyes and ears open for sprinkled bits of history throughout this episode that's put there to assure some of us that yes, we are indeed old. It's fine. Continue to let us be your Horrorble guides to the "The Last of Us" tv universe! We promise that maybe this one isn't as butt focused as past entries.

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In this episode we discuss the film Prey (2022). Caution!!! If you can't handle F-bombs and Child Predators turn back now!!! Come join your favorite HOsts as we tackle the surprise new movie in the Predator franchise. Will Ryan's French lessons from Highschool be useful? Does Daniel know anything about cats? What about hippos? Did Native Americans have to deal with hippos? Do we finally know why those beavers were so angry? Does Kenny have a future in narrating wildlife documentaries? He F'n thinks so! So go tie your favorite rope to your favorite axe, throw it at your nearest podcast playing device and GET OVER HERE and listen! T-birds for everyone!!!!

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In this episode we discuss the film Deadstream (2022). Come join your hosts as we literally can't talk enough about this fantastic movie. Thankfully through some brutal editing we cut this down by about an hour to make it go down oh so much smoother. What hijinks does a ghost house have instore for us? Lets finger out if Ryan has a crush on just one ghost in particular or if its ghosts in general. Has Daniel already purchased his tin foil hat? Will his knowledge of V-tubers help co-hosts to understand what's going on here? Would Kenny ever survive a no cursing rule if our potential future sponsors were at risk? Probably not. Have a nice glass of pondwater, stick your nasty fingers up your nose, and settle in for this amazingly fun little movie!

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