In this, our third Television discussion episode, we discuss the fourth and fifth episodes of HBO's series, The Last Of Us. Confused yet? We are. What profane word will Kim introduce to our delicate ears this week? How many more times could she possibly cry? Can Kenny force even more butt stuff into this universe? Will Daniel continue to be a Funguy? Is this depiction of Kansas City really that different from how it currently is? Soccer Moms are a force to be reckoned with and it's high time they get the respect they deserve! Come join us as we continue our journey with Joel and Ellie as they continue to encounter new, lifelong friends.

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In this episode we discuss the film Hatching (2022). Come join your favorite hosts as we flex our brain muscles and try to understand what's going on. Some of us didn't go to college. Some of us attract hijinks and mayhem. Some of us are master manipulators of children. Kenny just really wants to see something come out of an egg. Why are kids in Nordic countries so messed up? Do they not have Netflix? Somebody call Mr. Roblox and get him up there immediately. Maybe they don't have good pizza. That's probably it. Take off your masks and be your true selves with us as we figure out what's going on in these damaged little brains of ours.

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In this episode we discuss the film M3gan (2022). Come join your favorite experts on the laws of robotics and corporate ethics as we break down this fun new entry into the horror genre. Can Ryan teach us how to be a better parent? Is Daniel currently involved in skunkworks? Is it concerning that Kenny feels most of these murders are justified? Would M3gan like us? Is it pronounced Gemma or Gemma? How do you get the poop back in? Does M3gan poop? Will we ever be allowed to talk about movies again after this one? Come find out all of this and much much more on your favorite podcast, Horrorble Opinions!

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In this, our second Television discussion episode, we discuss the third episode of HBO's series, The Last Of Us. Once again we have Kim joining us in place of that fool Ryan as will be the case for this entire series discussion we have. If only he knew the amount of gecko and butt stuff he was missing out on. We have a special guest crash our party so be ready for a needy cat. I hope you have your tissues ready for this episode because its been a Long, Long Time since we felt like this! Enjoy an 80 minutes of us going over the ins and outs of loves and the importance of lube in an apocalypse. Feminine care products are also very important! I'd say get some pancakes with some fresh strawberries on the side, have your best flannels on and get cozy as we talk you through quite possibly the greatest love story of our time!

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In this, our first Television discussion episode, we discuss the first 2 episodes of HBOs series, The Last Of Us. We swap out our wet blanket of a co-host Ryan for the true powerhouse of our cells, Kim. In this series we let our co-host Daniel lead Kenny and Kim down a path of scientific discovery where we ask the questions nobody else is brave enough to ask. Also, pretty sure Kim drops an F-bomb. Don't tell her mom. Come join us and find out if we would survive in this nightmare scenario. I think we would. People would want to save us. We are pretty fun guys and fun gal. Get it? Why are you now not saving us? Is it something we said? You can check our butts and make sure we aren't infected. Honestly though, this is what happens when too many people decide to go get that bread. People with gluten allergens are the only ones to survive the apocalypse. Who knew? Drop the bomb on me baby.

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In this episode we discuss the film Hellblazers (2022). Come join your favorite Horrorble podcasters as they go through their own personal hells or maybe only some of their own personal hells. Definitely some Horrorble Opinions in this one. Can a movie with an all star lineup of horror icons be bad? Is 5 minutes of Billy Zane enough? How many times must someone watch a movie before realizing it's a Christmas movie? Are Dick Demons taken seriously in any circles of hell? Do Dick Demons Do Dead Batteries? Will TUBI finally bring us a true banger of a movie? Can a movie cause Stockholm syndrome? Asking for a friend. I'm struggling here because I don't really know what to do with my hands. 10 minutes of BIlly Zane costs you 1 cool wig and 1 sick jacket. Very affordable in this economy. Won't you come get Wined, Dined, and Claymore Mined with your favorite hosts?

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Circle of Hell - Imma say 8th. Look it up.

In this episode we discuss the film Bodies, Bodies, Bodies (2022). Come join your favorite Horrorble podcasters as we try to figure out the youth party culture in this chuckalicious whodunit horror flick. Will Daniel be able to resist the allure of Lee Pace? Will Ryan be able to keep track of the 2 male characters in this movie? Will Kenny choose zucchini bread over cocaine? Is it ever ok to do a hit? Will Ryan successfully remove Daniel and Kenny's deep discussions on being a lesbian in modern society? Don't worry, we are allies. And finally a character we can identify with who goes into detail on why podcasting is very hard and we deserve the respect of our peers. I'm sure you enjoy your time conversing with us, your "Smartest and Funniest Friends"! Come join us for some wet smooches and a wet hurricane party!

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In this episode we discuss the film The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulu (2009). Chuckle up your seatbelts for this totally balls to wall, in your face, 100 laughs per hour, subtle piece of cinematic mastery here! Nobody, and I mean nobody disagrees with Kenny's take here that this is a masterclass in cinema. Come find out what happens when a man loves a fish. Will Kenny be able to battle of the evil Ryan and his horrorble opinions? Will Daniel's fond memories of this movie be ruined by his re-watch? Can Kenny save the day by forcing his joy down his co-hosts throat holes as well as yours dear listeners? Come join us in the madness during our most chaotic episode yet! We swear we are fine. RIP Gary

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In this episode we discuss the film Barbarian (2022) Written and Directed by Zach Cregger. Put on your tin foil hats as Ryan leads us farther down the path to insanity than we've ever gone before! Have our Horrorble hosts ever loved a movie as much as this? Will we ever book an Airbnb again? Wanna know the secret to getting the most value out of your retail properties? Wanna know how to be super adorable to land the lady or guy of your dreams? Is that how you put on a duvet? Mutant baby or just more goblins? Is everything a metaphor? Kenny would do anything to live but he wont do that! He has standards! Daniel was born of this. Ryan is gone, might not come back from this. Come listen to us rant and rave excitedly over what is probably our favorite movie of the year. And seriously people, go watch this movie before you listen. You know your mothers raised you better than that and you definitely don't want to piss off your Mother!

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In this episode we discuss the film Croc! (2022) Written and Directed by Paul W Franklin. Grab your best pair of jumping sneakers to help us avoid the jaws of this very judgmental Croc. Can crocs jump? Will Daniel accidentally educate himself on Crocs? Will Ryan realize that Sharkside of the Moon was his favorite movie all along? What can Kenny tell us about safe jacuzzi sex? Are goblins already among us? Seriously, have you noticed them too? How many crocs are there? Is he really a ranger? Come join us as we come back down to earth from the perfection that was Hellraiser (2022) to the chaos that we are used to in Croc!

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