Horrorble Opinions

It's finally safe to go back to sleep with Horrorble Opinions because we've made it to Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991), directed by Rachel Talalay. This movie doesn't get a number! Who needs a number when you have so many uses for power gloves? We also have a new idea for ice-cream man that you'll want to hear. Oh. Oh! And you can learn how to relax with two fingers! This is Daniel's favorite movie in the series, but he's been brain dead since part 3. Do you like Looney Toons? Can't believe Bob Shaye stood up to big Nintendo and won. What a hunk!

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Who better to break confidentiality laws to let you know you're just a little bit preggers than Horrorble Opinions as we hold your hand and watch the diminishing returns that is A Nightmare On Elm Street Part 5: The Dream Child (1989), directed by Stephen Hopkins. The one-liners in this are something truly extraordinary, in the extra-ordinary sense! But hey, whatever ruvs your engines, Ryan. We want to know, do sperm dream? When can you start rhinoplasty for children? Why hasn't anyone gotten that baby some pants? Would you believe Alice turns into a motorcycle in the book? Can Bob Shaye be stopped? Buckle up, Horrorble People.

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Relax into that waterbed of yours and listen as your three returning hosts get killed one by one and have their podcasting powers stolen by the dream master in A Nightmare on Elm Street 4:  The Dream Master (1988).  Ryan hates the music in this one. Seems to be a recurring theme. Might have to kick him off the show again. Maybe bring him back for one more episode and then kill him off in the beginning? Maybe we recast him with Patricia Arquette? Bob Shaye will let us know soon I'm sure.

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Have a seat at the table friends, time to celebrate! It's Horrorble Opinions 200th episode and we are discussing...well, it's a secret! You'll have to listen to find out! What are wrists if not just arms? How do you say pull on it in cow language? Should female animals have bosoms? When does Goku not need his medicine? Which one of us identifies as an emperor penguin? Who thinks people that sing about colors are not real people? Where should you avoid local pizza?

When is the right moment to touch someone else's expanded sack? Why is there no accountability when you sleep in the giant pile? How does one break the third wall? Could the Crocodile Hunter secure any animal? If Ryan has to call out himself for misspeaking, are the two other hosts even listening? Is "cutting waffles" the new trend in love making? Can you hear Ryan's daughter arguing about doing her Chinese homework in the background? Yes! Leave a comment telling us your apple fritter recipe.

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Take a handful of Hypnocil with your popcorn and join Horrorble Opinions as we continue watching the expanding lore of Freddy Krueger with the next installment, A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987), directed by Chuck Russell. Someone has decided to make it a thing that the title has a number and colon with a name! This one has it's own theme song. That's cool, right? Kenny says it is. Bob Shaye probably does too!

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Unlike A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge, your Horrorble hosts would never pretend that our homoerotic moments weren't intentional. We wanna see dongs represented more in horror films! If that's wrong then strip us naked in the gym shower and smack our butts with a towel while we stare at Bob Shaye in a very flattering leather outfit. I mean "oh nooo, don't do that!" Director Jack Sholder takes this film in a completely different direction than the first and it isn't necessarily a bad thing at all. Just way different. It may be largely forgotten by the many sequels to come but it will never be by the fans. Also, Clu Gulager is awesome. Never forget that!

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Your Horrorble hosts are diving in for another fantastic/punishing marathon of a beloved horror franchise, A Nightmare on Elm Street. We of course start with 1984's Wes Craven classic, A Nightmare on Elm Street. Is Freddy gonna take better care of us than Jason or Michael did? Where will this first movie rank amongst the other masterpieces in the other big franchises? Latex is cool, long arms not so much. Lin Shaye is here!!! Oh, and we are legally required to mention Bob Shaye. Buckle up folks, we are in for another wild ride of classic horror!!!

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Horrorble Opinions tries to suck it in and wiggle on a new pair of jeans while watching SlaXX (2020), directed by Elza Kephart. There's not enough room in these bum-covers for adequate blood flow! What is your go to tv dinner? How does retail actually work? Who thinks a workforce of kittens is immoral? When does Kenny Wong get his own admiration podcast? Where should you go to plug it up? Is this the best example of inanimate object horror or a waste of blood cotton? Let your pants snuggle and support your fine ass as only something that truly knows your body can, and let's pretend fat Tuesday is a thing.

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"Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Put on your accent modulator and have your hunting kit ready because we going to kill us a werewolf! Maybe! Eventually! That's right! Horrorble Opinions Plays Hunter: The Reckoning - The Beast of Glenkildove (2025), by William Brown. Take off your shoes let's skip on down to the old country. Ryan does voices, again, but cannot pronounce the names of any LOTR characters. Daniel is a one person show at times, but is also incomprehensible. Riddle me this: why does the beaver hate the woodpecker?

Intro Music "Sunset at Glengorm" and Outro Music "Southern Gothic" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Three podcasters wash up on a mysterious island of fishmen and are forced by a wealthy white dude who parades around with half clothed haitians to watch a terrible movie called Screamers:  Island of the Fishmen.  Not one robot in this movie and we still miss Chuck.

INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC

"Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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