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It’s a podcast miracle today on Horrorble Opinions as we cover episodes 3 and 4 of Midnight Mass.

At what point do you file a noise complaint against your aging parents for their loud ass banging at all time of the night?

Kenny auditions for a future flanigan project.

We learn the ins and outs of postal fraud.

And we wonder if anyone will ever get the name of the priest right.

#nomorecouchmonologues

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Bless us Horrorble people for we have sinned. We have had impure desires towards a pair of tight pants. That's right we watched the first two episodes of 2021’s Midnight Mass and came out with some questions of faith. Will the other two hosts ever pronounce Monsignor correctly? Is it a Dracula? Where does father Paul buy his jeans? What are you bringing to the crock pot luck? How many monologues does it take to break Ryan?

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On behalf of the entire Horrorble Opinions staff we would like to issue Jamie Kennedy a huge apology and say we are sorry we were mean to you earlier. We didn’t realize what we had until it was gone. Today we watched 2020’s Jamie Kennedy’less Tremors: Shrieker Island. A surprisingly good mix of predator, jurassic park and some other tasty bits. And if you thought this would be an episode where we didn’t come up with another porn parody you would be wrong!

#Grabbois

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We're sorry Horrorble Opinions family. When we started Tremors 6: A Cold Day In Hell (2018), directed by Don Michael Paul, we did not know it would take us to the arctic tundra of South Africa, but here we are. But in darkness comes light! So watch this "movie," then listen to how we would have made it better. Spoilers! It involves musicals, physical transformations, and butt stuff.

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In between Kenny’s many many bathroom breaks we attempt to discuss the anti apartheid political thriller 2015’s Tremors 5: Bloodlines. How many trips to the bathroom will Kenny take throughout this episode? What should we call our gacha anime girl grabboid racing game? Which host has secretly been a geologist this whole time?

Spoiler alert: Someone falls in a hole.

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Howdy Horroble Opinions listeners, it's us, your old timey family lineage that watched the best movie nothing wrong with it Kenny it's ok, also known as Tremors 4: The Legend Begins (2004), directed by S. S. Wilson. Wanna watch tremors when they were called dirt dragons? Sure ya do! Wanna watch a graboid get shot with a cannon? Sure ya do! Wanna listen to Ryan be convinced he's inhaling deadly chemicals? Sure? Ya? Don't mix chemicals!

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Way to go Horrorble Opinions dudes! The first Tremors was perfect. The second one less so. And now this one we are going back to perfect by going back to Perfection. Say 'hi' to the neighborhood graboid protection society, and watch Tremors 3: Back To Perfection (2001), directed by Brent Maddock. Or maybe don't. Maybe just listen to us talk about it. We got everything you need! Actor confusion. Our rides for theme parks. Our picks for merchandise. Everything! Kenny even makes the bold claim that the character Bert cannot carry these movies, and officer Time Cop makes a bust.

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The Mexican government has enlisted the help of Horrorble Opinions to head south and discuss Mexican grabboids in 1996’s Tremors 2: Aftershocks. Along the way we play everyones favorite imdb game that involves grinding the podcast to a halt to look up the age of actors. We also get political and discuss the grabboid trade deficit we have with our southern neighbor. And a future series of episodes in which we cover the hit HBO vampire series Tuba is teased. Spoilers: Get off the gaddamned ground.

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Podcasters discuss people fleeing from four big worms with multiple tongues. That's right it’s 1990’s classic Tremors! How will this franchise hold up? How will we hold up? #Waytogodude

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Hold the creepy crawl of Horrorble Opinions as we find out how to defend ourselves against meat mimics by watching some informational tapes found on the internet called Vita Carnis, created by Darian Quilloy (https://www.youtube.com/@darian_quilloy). We watched the Living Meat ResearchINTRO/OUTRO MUSIC

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Documentary, getting a taste of what Vita Carnis is all about and let us tell you, we like the taste of that meat! Give a body to your meat snake and join us on the couch, hopefully there isn't a people eating monster hiding in it.