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Join Horrorble Opinions on the rock bottom and eat armodillo meat while we review The WeedHacker Massacre (2024), directed by Jody Stelzig. Notice we didn't say watch this. What does it actually take to make a movie? When should you turn off a movie? Where can you film without a permit? Who thinks this was a waste of our limited time on this spinning Earth of ours? Why would you avoid a good game just because it's a bit porny? Will your hosts ever agree on which movie song is better. Should we just use our infinite cancel cards and call it quits after this? This movie caused a quality control meeting.

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We are back from our little holiday and starting you off with an absolute banger for season 4 with The Black Phone 2 (2025). Don't listen to Ryan, this is the true start to season 4. Which one of your Horrorble hosts will win the favor of Ernesto? Whats Mando doing here? Does everyone still have the same hair? Is snow the only thing getting plowed? What are the rules for what you get to keep when you die? We answer these questions and so many more about this very unexpected sequel to a pod favorite.

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Merry Christmas Horrorble People!!! Your favorite Horrorble Hosts are finally doing THE Christmas horror movie, Krampus (2015), directed by Michael Dougherty⁠. Everyone loves this movie, right Ryan? Right Ryan!? We got perving Santa, the miracle of a boy's first words, Toni Collette having issues with another family, a cute dog and a bunch more Christmas shenanigans! Oh and this might be all grandma's fault, you all just don't want to admit it.

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Happy Thanksgiving from your favorite Horrorble Hosts who still don't have a clue about anything! In this holiday bonus episode we cover the cult classic Thankskilling! Which wasn't the movie Kenny actually meant when he picked it and definitely is not a Troma movie. One host hated it, one liked it just fine, and the last one didn't realize it at the time but he liked it most of all! That turkey crossed a line and Daniel won't forgive him! Ryan won't forgive Kenny and Kenny seen boobs! So all and all we have plenty to be thankful for again this year! Thanks for hanging out with us Horrorble People!!!

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Welcome Horrorble People to the Season 3 Review Show! That's right! Three years of your life, our life, everyone's life! We talk shop, make promises to ourselves that we won't keep, create plans that will be forgotten until the next season review, and generally do a lot of not talking about what we watched this season. The typical us you love!

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Zach Cregger strikes again with another off the wall, fun horror movie. We are Naruto running away from Time Cop many times this episode as we cover Weapons (2025). Is this a MCU Multiverse? Who is in Longlegs extended family? Did Daniel provide tunnels worth snaking? What caliber rounds would a gun cloud shoot? You are going to need to keep your Gladys locked up inside if you want to join us on this journey. Kenny just can't deal with her, especially when she drinks from a bowl like a cat. NO GLADYS!!!

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Danny Philippou and Michael Philippou are out to make your Horrorble hosts feel bad again and we are dragging you all along for the ride! That's right, today we are covering their 2025 hit film that's all about family, Bring Her Back. Daniel just wants to have a little wood chomping son to love him but knows it will never happen because Daniel is too afraid to be less of an adult around his new child. Ryan might be one of those people that purposely causes himself to have a disability. This time its hearing impaired people he's trying to join. Kenny is just tired of being lied to about the true sizes of continents and whatnot. Grab a board to munch on and settle in for another wild ride from the freaks in Australia!!!

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Everyone grab some lubricant to slide into your wetsuits because Horrorble Opinions is diving back into another Guy N Smith crab book! "The Origin of the Crabs" is the 3rd crabs book that takes us back to the beginning. At least that's what the title implies even though the story barely does. In this episode we find out that Ryan is a monster who gives his daughter a pet, lets her care for it for a few days, and then feeds it to her and expects everything to be just fine. The only thing worse he could do to her would be to make her read this book. Guy lost his way. We will be back for a 4th book and Guy is bringing back Cliff so maybe we will be happy again. Also. How do you sex a crab?

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Join us for one last monologue as we watch the final episode of Midnight Mass.

Was this the best example of post nut clarity ever depicted on screen?

Why can’t we wear pants in the circle of forgiveness?

Was Bev a double agent or just dumb?

Who shit in my pants?!

#havethedayyoudeserve

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"Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Come row out in a boat with us to watch the sunrise as we discuss episodes 5 and 6 of Midnight Mass.

Today Ryan finds out what it means to be an Eskimo blood brother.

Kenny continues to call Sara a vet doctor.

Daniel questions if he got the number of episodes correct.

Which host almost shits his pants during the recording? Spoiler, it's not who you think! And thankfully there's not a single monologue on a couch.

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"Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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