Your Horrorble hosts are diving in for another fantastic/punishing marathon of a beloved horror franchise, A Nightmare on Elm Street. We of course start with 1984's Wes Craven classic, A Nightmare on Elm Street. Is Freddy gonna take better care of us than Jason or Michael did? Where will this first movie rank amongst the other masterpieces in the other big franchises? Latex is cool, long arms not so much. Lin Shaye is here!!! Oh, and we are legally required to mention Bob Shaye. Buckle up folks, we are in for another wild ride of classic horror!!!

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Horrorble Opinions tries to suck it in and wiggle on a new pair of jeans while watching SlaXX (2020), directed by Elza Kephart. There's not enough room in these bum-covers for adequate blood flow! What is your go to tv dinner? How does retail actually work? Who thinks a workforce of kittens is immoral? When does Kenny Wong get his own admiration podcast? Where should you go to plug it up? Is this the best example of inanimate object horror or a waste of blood cotton? Let your pants snuggle and support your fine ass as only something that truly knows your body can, and let's pretend fat Tuesday is a thing.

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"Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Put on your accent modulator and have your hunting kit ready because we going to kill us a werewolf! Maybe! Eventually! That's right! Horrorble Opinions Plays Hunter: The Reckoning - The Beast of Glenkildove (2025), by William Brown. Take off your shoes let's skip on down to the old country. Ryan does voices, again, but cannot pronounce the names of any LOTR characters. Daniel is a one person show at times, but is also incomprehensible. Riddle me this: why does the beaver hate the woodpecker?

Intro Music "Sunset at Glengorm" and Outro Music "Southern Gothic" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Three podcasters wash up on a mysterious island of fishmen and are forced by a wealthy white dude who parades around with half clothed haitians to watch a terrible movie called Screamers:  Island of the Fishmen.  Not one robot in this movie and we still miss Chuck.

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"Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Join Horrorble Opinions as we birth the newest terror in vampire lore: Dr. Akula Count Orlok 2nd Vlad of His Name Doug! We play Vampire The Masquerade: Night Road, by Kyle Marquis. Alright, let's be honest. Ryan sits and listens while Daniel reads wave after wave after wave of text. In almost two hours there might only be 5 game decisions that get made. Trigger Warning: Bored.

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"Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Listen up class.  Today we will be learning about mine reclamation via cookies and toothpicks.  If there’s time at the end of class we might discuss 2024’s Oddity wherein a blind medium (who looks suspiciously similar to the actress that plays her sister) gets revenge for her sister’s death via supernatural means.  RIP Olin you were too pure for this world.

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"Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Hello Horrorble Opinions runners, joggers, commuters, cookers, vacuumers, and whatever else you do when listening to us. Great news! We found out that we gained exactly one subscriber because of the Infocom plays we've been doing, so here you go! Another one! Its "Sorcerer" by Steve Meretzky (1984), released by Infocom. Daniel doesn't read all the words because keeps interrupting. Ryan gets frustrated because he can't figure out what he's supposed to do because not all the words have been read. There's time travel! There's death! And it all ends in disappointment! Classic.

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"Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Horrorble Opinions is sorry. We watched Trinket Box (2023), directed by Patrycja Kepa and Acoryé White. At least we all agree on two points. One, racism bad. Two, movies should have stuff happening.

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"Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Horrorble Opinions Plays another text adventure called Seastalker (1984), by Infocom. Come, hear the tale of Geck, the newest member of the Discovery Organization. This game had the best probability of working out, and yet...and yet! Hear how Geck is betrayed by everyone he interacts with and how letting a co-host take the wheel ends in doom! This game is supposed to be for children.

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"Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Lie down and listen as your three detective hosts unravel the non erotic mystery of 1999’s The Bone Collector. Today is a very special episode devoted to equally non erotic number 1 fan Benj.