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Let your friends at Horrorble Opinions be your guide on wand making, feet care, and other things going on in life while we kinda talk about a new public domain victim in the cash grab that is Betty's Revenge (2026), directed by...you know what...no. This director is in time out for wasting the great Hannah Fierman. Instead, consider this! Who prefers bat demons to Betty Boop? When is second prohibition coming? Where to you go for sexy time to watch your favorite turtle movie? Why was Gandolf the Grey really hanging out in Hogbbiton? What is the only spell you need for interacting with children? This is a 50/50 on topic discussion. You're welcome!

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Horrorble Opinions has a growth we've named The King that we'd like you to take a look at while we watch Bubba Ho-Tep (2003), directed by Don Coscarelli. Hail to the hip replacements baby! Does turning someone unloose mean they are restrained? When do we become so old we can have fun like children again? Why do pervert mummies hang out in bathroom stalls? Who thinks this is Bruce Campbell's best performance? Will dead bodies falling into bushes ever not be funny? What does the chord progression in neo-ninja-cyber-core sound like? Where else can the growth grow if not on our peck…oh never mind, just lube the crank shaft, will ya? TCB, baby.

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Grab your flying V and get to shredding with the Horrorble Opinions Podcast while we watch the The Devil's Candy (2015), directed by Sean Byrne. It's got metal! It's got fire! It's got distracted cops! It's got a house with one door! It's got a problem that could have been solved with headphones!

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Did you file your taxes, Horrorble Opinions friends? Or did you pull an ol’ Burt Gummer, declare yourself a sovereign citizen, and surround yourself with a bunch of Precambrian tax write offs? That last tremors movie asked us to not forget Burt Gummer day, so here we are, remembering Burt Gummer, and by that we mean Michael Gross, in what Ryan says is his only horror movie appearance outside of that beloved franchise we covered last October. Sometimes They Come Back…Again (1996), directed by Adam Grossman. It’s the sequel to a movie none of us remember. That’s one of the three positive things we can say about this movie. Public Safety Message: Don’t Go Swimming With Electricity!

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Come herald in one thousand years of darkness with us as we discuss 1982’s Chuck Norris film Silent Rage. How many kicks does it take to make a woman fall in love with you? How much money does it take to rescue a man from a well? What is proper manspreading technique? More like silent bore amirite.

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Keep those iron bars on the windows and don't go inviting fey creatures to take your baby, even if baby toss up sounds awesome. No sir! Instead, be like Horrorble Opinions and watch The Hallow (2015), directed by Corin Hardy. Kenny sounds like trash because he's recording from the hallow, Ryan has new games to play with changeling babies, and what Daniel does to wet noodles earns him a spot in one of the hells.

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Horrorble Opinions watches poop from a butt but we cannot see it and it might not be happening. Turns out most of us would rather stare at nothing in the desert (The Out Waters) than the dark, staticky, pretentious wall that is Skinamarink (2022), directed by Kyle Edward Ball. Field reporter Kim joins us in the background. Just remember, it's ok to turn something off or walk out of a theatre.

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Have you or a loved one had two hours of your time wasted by half a movie? If so you may be entitled to compensation. Dial 555-DougTheSpud now to talk to legal representation. We will get you your time back. But you won’t get it back by listening to three dudes all in the same room talk about Five Nights at Freddy’s 2. It’s a chaotic all in person recording the likes of which has only been seen once before.

And remember otters otta help each otter.

#gapefordoug

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You're favorite love gurus are back horrorble people with a hot Valentine's Day film for you. We are covering Heart Eyes, directed by Josh Ruben. In this episode your favorite hosts come out of the closet, use the wrong microphone, make a big mess, and possibly say the grossest thing so far on this show. But we do love love and a Devon Sawa and a great Fast and The Furious joke. So grab your special someone and enjoy this violent romantic journey with us!

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Pull up a chair and join the circle as we discuss the 2015 horror comedy Ava’s Possessions. Don’t be dismayed at some of the outbursts this episode, that’s just the collective possession within your hosts saying gross weird things. No mortal mind could conceive of cum butter, that’s the demon talking.

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