Content warning: we make some jokes about dead dads from about 15:50-17:40

Alternate title: Star Fox On The Rocks

Going another week without listening to a new episode of HPG? I can't let you do that Star Fox... We're back to talk about everyone's favorite furry space cadets! Well one's actually amphibious and another is a bird but whatever, what's under the hood? How many horse power is this Arwing rockin'? Also, have you played Papa's Pizzaria? It's really good. Unrelated. Yee-haw!

Ben: https://twitter.com/Watchman_5 

Matt: https://twitter.com/mruzbasan1 

Art made by @ochrogasting on Twitter 

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Music by Ben

Alternate Title - Metal Gear & His Friends

The only horse and car podcast to surpass Metal Gear is back! Hideo Kojima's leap into the spotlight was polarizing at times and revolutionary in others, but can Metal Gear drive? Can he also maybe ride a horse? It's our job to find out for you, dear listener. Assuming you haven't heard about every single moment from this game already. Yeehaw!

Ben: https://twitter.com/Watchman_5

Matt: https://twitter.com/mruzbasan1

Art made by @ochrogasting on Twitter

Check out Ochro's art at www.ochrogaster.com

Music by Ben

Alternate Title - Mother: When MILFs Attack!

80 years have passed since then... It's Mother! Or maybe it's Earthbound. This is a weird game with a troubled history in the US. But that's okay because when you're looking for someone you can rely on, HPG'll be there someway, somehow. And you'll know now... what Mother is all about! Yes the soundtrack has lyrics, how could you tell? Yee-haw!

Ben: https://twitter.com/Watchman_5

Matt: https://twitter.com/mruzbasan1

Art made by @ochrogasting on Twitter

Check out Ochro's art at www.ochrogaster.com

Music by Ben

That's a weird title for a game. Kidding! Just a gap episode between episodes to highlight some funny bits that had to get left out of the episodes for one reason or another. Yeehaw!

Alternate title - Radiator Springs

The long awaited Horse-Powered Games. Season. Finale. Is. HERE. We're rounding out the first chunk of episodes with one of the games that inspired this very show! How inspiring is this game, exactly? As inspiring as the film itself? We hope that isn't too sacrilegious of us to ponder. Yee-haw!

Ben: https://twitter.com/Watchman_5

Matt: https://twitter.com/mruzbasan1

Art made by @ochrogasting on Twitter

Check out Ochro's art at www.ochrogaster.com

Music by Ben

Alternate title - Cluecraft

Minecraft is pretty huge right now. It's been on store shelves for almost 10 years and it's been on basically every console. WHERE'S THE CARS???Ben and Matt and their team of 9 dentists have come together to look at this game toe to teeth to see what makes it tick. Yee-haw!

Ben: https://twitter.com/Watchman_5

Matt: https://twitter.com/mruzbasan1

Art made by @ochrogasting on Twitter

Check out Ochro's art at www.ochrogaster.com

Music by Ben

Alternate title - Katamari Mafia

We wanna wad this episode of Horse-Powered Games into your life! Ben and Matt discuss the gameplay and controls of the beloved PS2 title Katamari Damacy while also asking the important questions: "horses?" and "cars?". There's also some discussion about astrology, the pope, and BEEEAAARRRS! By the way, did you know Katamary roughly translates to clump or wad? Use this to impress your friends. Yee-haw!

Ben: https://twitter.com/Watchman_5

Matt: https://twitter.com/mruzbasan1

Art made by @ochrogasting on Twitter

Check out Ochro's art at www.ochrogaster.com

Music by Ben

Alternate title- Sonic Bowling

I bet you thought we were gonna let this one slip by! It's about time we help this forgotten gem outshine its predecessors by talking about it on our show! Come listen to us badger on about the most controversial Sonic game yet, and that's saying a lot. And don't pay attention to the date; It Doesn't Matter! Yeehaw!

Ben: https://twitter.com/Watchman_5

Matt: https://twitter.com/mruzbasan1

Art made by @ochrogasting on Twitter

Check out Ochro's art at www.ochrogaster.com

Alternate title- INK'D: Zquidz in the City

Let's give a final sendoff to Splatoon 2 as we prepare for the sequel coming out next year! Ben talks about the metagame while Matt gets lost in the surprisingly deep lore. Will Ben's love for the game be enough to flip the (fish)scales, or will Matt get splatted under the pressure? And why has Matt been eating so much Burger King lately? Yeehaw!

Ben: https://twitter.com/Watchman_5

Matt: https://twitter.com/mruzbasan1

Art made by @ochrogasting on Twitter

Check out Ochro's art at www.ochrogaster.com