Apparently, if you have a tan… you are a better person.  I went to the beach last week (during the hurricane!  Yay!) and lived in the pool… which means my skin finally received some sun… which means that when I came back to lead my small group…. people LOST THEIR MINDS.  I didn’t realize I … Continue reading "Episode 342 – Zerububble"

So, I’ve spent the last little bit looking through the Net for entertaining stories… and I am now afraid for humanity.  I think I will sit on my couch and play video games all weekend… with the curtains drawn and all the lights on in the house.  Who poops on things, man!?  I want pizza … Continue reading "Episode 341 – Gumbo Shmumbo"

Guess who forgot to get notes because she was watching Jacob brew beer… well, MAKE beer.  Did you know people brew beer?  Isn’t that neat?  It kinda smells funny and it’s messy, but one can make their very own beer!  Not that hoppy crap… I hate hops.  Hops are awful. Our show is listener supported! … Continue reading "Episode 340 – Afternoon Delight"

Ummmmmm, Hi.  I know we haven’t talked in a while, but I was wondering how you were… are you thinking about me?  I think about you a lot.  We should maybe get together and hang out sometime soon. In the meantime, I made you a mixtape of awesome.  Plz listen, ok? Our show is listener … Continue reading "Episode 339 – We Specialize in Meat"

We’re back!  Barely.  So many things have happened.  All the things.  There are children involved… and dragons.  No.  Really.  Babies and Dragons.  Babies that cry… all… night… but who are so freaking cute and I plan to spoil to death with video games and Zelda!  I mean, he will eventually keep his eyes open and … Continue reading "Episode 337 – Path to Righteousness"

Half hour of POWER!  Echo is BACK!  OWL ATTACKS, ZOMBIES!  StephenZ gonna be a daddy!  Last show for a couple weeks until Stephen gets to sleep some more

Bloody HELL!  It deleted my post!  I went to tell it to save my draft and it goes… Oh, Im sorry? Did you want to save the last 10 mins of work?  WELL TOUCH SHYTE!  IM GOING TO DELETE IT AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!?@#  It said I wasn’t logged in… … Continue reading "Episode 335 – Patch My Pants"

ITS A SNOOOOOOWWWDAAAAYYYYY! I think I’m going to get another one tomorrow!  ALL THE EXCITEMENT.  Although, I live in the South… so it’s all ice.  So, no snowmen

So, I can’t even begin to tell you why or how we began talking about the things we talked about tonight. There were tiny monkeys that otters decided to eat, buttholes that were coated in chocolate and then sent to loved ones, chickens that looked like puppies that were fried chickens our 2000 era sexy … Continue reading "Episode 333 – That’s Three Threes"

This show is brought to you by Raptor Shower Gel.  It gets in the shower with you and EATS YOUR FACE!  Got dirt? Eat it off with RAPTOR SHOWER GEL! Got a weird rash from that one questionable chick that you met at the back of the bar last night? Eat it off with RAPTOR SHOWER … Continue reading "Episode 332 – Rainbow Jerky Buddha"