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Factoid of the Week:

Some people who get bitten by the Lone Star tick can develop a sudden allergy to red meat. Beef, lamb, and pork (which are technically classified as red meat) can make people with this allergy experience headaches, sneezing, a runny nose, and nausea. In severe cases, it can cause the person to be unable to breathe. For some sufferers, the allergy fades over time, but for others, it’s permanent.

New Zealand city parts ways with its wizard
Couple surprised at airport with stowaway in luggage: their Chihuahua
Police investigate local US news channel for accidentally airing 13 seconds of porn in weather report
‘Testicle bath’ birth control device earns Germany’s Dyson Prize

Words of Wisdom:

“Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do.”

-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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Factoid of the Week:

Ninety-nine percent of what constitutes a toot has no smell at all. It’s made up of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane—all of which are odorless. It’s generally when sulfur makes its way into the mix, mainly via the foods you eat—think broccoli, cauliflower, Brussels sprouts, and dairy products—that things start to stink.

Clown shortage reported in Northern Ireland amid COVID-19 lockdown
AMC to accept Dogecoin for digital gift card purchases
Woman suing GEICO after hooking up with guy in the backseat of his car gave her an STD
Men Fart More on a Plant-Based Diet

Words of Wisdom:
“What lies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to what lies inside of you.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Factoid of the Week:

Jellyfish have no bones, so fossils are hard to come by. Nevertheless, scientists have evidence these creatures have been bobbing along in the world’s oceans for at least 500 million years. In fact, it’s likely the jellyfish lineage goes back even further, possibly 700 million years. That’s roughly three times the age of the first dinosaurs.

China limits children to 3 hours of online gaming a week
Parents must pay $30,441 for getting rid of son’s porn cache
Man Throws His Penis Out of Car While Fleeing Police, Says He Cut It Off to Save World
Raw Chicken Found Circling Luggage Carousel at Airport Baggage Claim

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“The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur.” -M. Shadows

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Factoid of the Week:

Why Are There 52 Cards In A Deck, With 4 Suits Of 13 Cards: the four colors represent the four seasons, while the 52 maps represent the 52 weeks of a year. The thirteen cards per suit represent the thirteen lunar cycles.

A hot dog shaves 36 minutes off life, study says
Michigan Truck Hauling Bee Hives Crashes, Unleashing Swarm
Man gets six kidney beans stuck down his penis after shoving them into his urethra in hope of ejaculating them out
Man dies after having sex using epoxy adhesive instead of a condom

Words of Wisdom:
Be Nice

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Factoid of the Week:

Capsaicin, the active component of chili peppers, is a chemical irritant for humans.  It produces a sensation of burning, but does not actually cause a chemical burn or any direct tissue damage when chili peppers are the source of exposure. The inflammation resulting from exposure to capsaicin is believed to be the result of the body’s reaction to nerve excitement. 

Man attacks off-duty Chicago police officer, bites off friend’s nipple in road rage incident
Police stop ‘exorcism’ in Home Depot lumber aisle
Saskatchewan man charged after flying helicopter to Dairy Queen to buy ice cream cake

Words of Wisdom:

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.

Buddha

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Factoid of the Week:

Even though the eel looks like a snake it is really a fish without scales. They have long, narrow bodies with long dorsal and anal fins. Most eels hide and live in caves and rock crevices. They also burrow in the sand. These behaviors allow them to surprise and attack their prey.

Doctors figure out why woman was lactating from her armpit
Man in bull onesie accused of trying to burn down ex-lover’s house with spaghetti sauce
Man In China Inserts Live Eel Into Rectum To Try And Cure His Constipation, Almost Dies
Bangkok Man’s Penis Gets Stuck in Padlock, Freed By Doctor After Two Weeks

Words of Wisdom:

“Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.” -Henry David Thoreau

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Factoid of the Week:

A single adult oyster can filter up to 50 gallons of water a day. That’s about as much water as you use in a 10-minute shower.

Swedish prisoners take guards hostage, demand pizza as ransom
Olympics: ‘Plague of oysters’ threatens key venue
‘Intoxicated’ Woman Goes on Masturbation Spree in Front of Cops; Says She is ‘Pleasing Boys’
Drug-dealers are targeting middle-class users with ‘ethically sourced’ cocaine to ‘suit their vegan, organic’ lifestyle

Words of Wisdom:
“Get action. Seize the moment. Man was never intended to become an oyster.”-Theodore Roosevelt

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Factoid of the Week:

There are planets where the atmosphere actually rains diamonds. On gas giants Saturn and Jupiter, lightning storms transform abundant methane into soot, also known as carbon. As the soot falls, it further transforms, first into graphite, then into bona fide diamonds about a centimeter in diameter.

Woman arrested for shooting water pistol at Olympic torch
Woman finds 18 snakes under her bed after she saw ‘a tiny piece of fuzz’ move
In Latest ‘Wellness’ Trend, People are Sunning Their Buttholes to Recharge Their Bodies
Mac and cheese-flavored ice cream hits freezers this week

Words of Wisdom:
When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. -Peter Marshall

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Factoid of the Week:

Seedless watermelons aren’t genetically modified. They’re actually a hybrid watermelon created by crossing a watermelon with 22 chromosomes with a watermelon with 44 chromosomes. The result is a sterile watermelon. These watermelons produce immature white seeds that are perfectly safe to eat. Seedless watermelons were first created over 50 years ago.

China’s Tencent turns to facial recognition to snag late-night child gamers
Heinz starts petition to make hot dogs and buns come in equal packs
A herd of drunk Indian buffaloes exposed a hidden stash of contraband liquor and got a group of farmers arrested
Fish get addicted to meth in polluted rivers, go through withdrawal

Words of Wisdom:
“A tree is known by its fruit; a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost; he who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.” -Saint Basil