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Factoid of the Week: Astronaut Alan Shepard brought a peanut with him to the moon.  The commander of Apollo 14 was dining at a Santa Monica restaurant (Chez Jay’s) when the owner persuaded him to take one of the restaurant’s trademark peanuts with him to the moon in 1971.  When Shepard returned the legume, he reportedly signed an affidavit that stated it had accompanied him to the moon.

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Words of Wisdom:Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.– Buddha

This show was on fire! So much yelling, so much rants, but all in good fun. You’ll have a good time because we had a good time. I love doing this show every week. It gives me something to look forward to and is just an awesome thing. By the way, speaking of awesome things, you should totally go check out the pre-order page for Horizons: An Anthology of Epic Journeys. It’s another anthology from your good friends at The Legion of Dorks! Half the proceeds go to charity!

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Factoid of the Week:Babies learn a lot of behaviors and sounds from watching the people around them, but scientists believe that all babies are born with the ability to smile, since even blind babies smile.

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Words of Wisdom:We shall never know all the good that a simple smile can do.-Mother Teresa

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Factoid of the Week:The human body contains enough potential energy that if it were to all be released at once it would be the equivalent force of 30 hydrogen bombs

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We went long on this one you guys! Sometimes Horseshoes & Hand Grenades is like medicine. You have a long week or a tough day and H&H is right there to lift you out of the doldrums. We laughed and laughed, and the audience was rocking as usual. You should be at the live show sometime. It’s the greatest.

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Factoid of the Week: One honey bee has to fly about 90,000 miles – three times around the globe – and gather nectar from two million flowers to make one pound of honey.

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Words of Wisdom:“We ought to do good to others as simply as a horse runs, or a bee makes honey, or a vine bears grapes season after season without thinking of the grapes it has borne.” – Marcus Aurelius

Man, neither Ashley or I wanted to do a show tonight, but we did one! We had such an amazing time! The audience cheers us up every time and it was amazing. We laughed so much. We also found out a ton regarding how we shower differently. I honestly didn’t know there was more than one way to do it.

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Factoid of the Week: When a comet is heated by the Sun, its ices begin to sublimate. The mixture of ice crystals and dust blows away from the comet nucleus in the solar wind, creating a pair of tails. The dust tail is what we normally see when we view comets from Earth.

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Words of Wisdom:Have a dream, chase it down, jump over every single hurdle, and run through fire and ice to get there.-Whitney Wolfe Herd

I’ve decided that maybe having a drink before the show is a decent idea. Between Ashley’s ADHD and my white russian, we really had a great time. I think everyone in the chat had a great time too and that’s really the only measure we have to how awesome this show is. I’m pretty happy with it. Let’s do it again! Enjoy this thing, nerds!

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Factoid of the Week:

Nature is a brutal place, so during brooding, penguins are reluctant to leave their eggs unguarded in the nest—even to relieve themselves. But one also does not wish to sully the nest with feces. So instead, a brooding penguin will hunker down, point its rear end away from the nest, lift its tail, and let fly a projectile of poo—thereby ensuring both the safety of the eggs and the cleanliness of the nest. Using Newton’s equations, the maximum flying distance of penguin poo was calculated to be 1.34 meters, or 4.39 feet.

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Words of Wisdom:We build too many walls and not enough bridge – Isaac Newton

Knots! They are a thing. I’ve always wanted to be a better knotter. Until then, though, I’ll settle for being a pretty great podcast host with some pretty great friends who make this show worth doing. Seriously, man, the people that show up for the live show are awesome. So are you for downloading and listening to it later. You guys make our day! Enjoy the show.

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Factoid of the Week: To help loosen a stubborn knot, roll it with your palm against a rock. For really stuck knots, such as those found in manky tied slings, soak the knot in water. Conversely, to create a more secure knot, soak it before tying, cinch it tight, and let it dry.

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Words of Wisdom: When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. -Franklin D. Roosevelt

The world’s oldest living rose is believed to be 1,000 years old. It grows on the wall of the Cathedral of Hildesheim in Germany and its presence is documented since A.D. 815. According to the legend, the rosebush symbolizes the prosperity of the city of Hildesheim; as long as it flourishes, Hildesheim will not decline. In 1945 allied bombers destroyed the cathedral, yet the bush survived. Its roots remained intact beneath the debris, and soon the bush was growing strong again.

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Factoid of the Week:The buds of the tiniest roses are the size of a grain of rice.

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Words of Wisdom:A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world. -Leo Buscaglia

There are more historic artifacts under the sea than in all of the world’s museums. Around 1,000 shipwrecks lie off the Florida Keys alone, some of which are within the Florida Keys National Marine Sanctuary. Other underwater museums have been created in recent years, including the Mediterranean’s submerged bronze statue, Christ of the Abyss.

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Factoid of the Week:The majority of life on Earth is aquatic. As so much of the Earth’s surface is underwater, it comes as no surprise that marine species outnumber those on land. But, it’s an incredible 94 per cent of the Earth’s living species that exist within the oceans.

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Words of Wisdom:You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. -Mahatma Gandhi

This show was a great return after taking a week off. We laughed, we struggled to get through stories, and we had more random tangential thoughts that we’ve had in a while. The world is a mess, but we really wanted to bring some joy. I think we succeeded in our mission

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Factoid of the Week: For more than 2000 years, ancient texts from Egypt, Greece and India talk about powerful abilities of onion as sexual aphrodisiac. For example Egyptian celibate priest were forbidden to eat onion because of the onions effect on their libido. In medieval Europe, onion was traditionally consumed by newlyweds on the morning after their wedding night.

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Words of Wisdom:“Life is an onion – you peel it year by year and sometimes cry.” ― Carl Sandburg