In this jawns, the crew unpacks declassified UFO info that the CIA dumped while the world wasn't looking. Furthermore, Guapo talks about evolution creating breathing "utensils"

for extraterrestrials, Jared joins a multi-level alien pyramid scheme, and

Seany needs to go back in time to warn Paul Walker. Also, Sisco had a UFO encounter with a Nissan Sentra,

Shane needs protein and chlorophyll more than gold, and Joel starts courting the apocalypse.

The Horsey Boys get busy discussing various curses and their validities. In this episode Guapo announces his premonition that one of the crew will die, Jared just asks that we don't die in his studio, and Seany gets sad that Kurt Cobain is gone. Also, Sisco's uncle tried to kill President Truman, Shane gets excited that he knew some sports stuff, and Joel thinks Courtney Love is a time traveling terminator.

This episode, the Horsey Boys dive into how Hollywood replacements run wild when actual celebrities die. Also, Shane reminds us that Sum41 dudes actually have girlfriends, Sisco refuses to get cloned, and Jared insists that Avril's songs were bangers. Lastly, Guapo thinks Paul McCartney looks like a lesbian owl, Seany sings "Pretty Fly for a White Guy.", and Joel professes his love of Ryan Reynolds.

In this episode, the Horsey Boys discuss how the US military tried to use bats to burn down Japanese homes in WW2. It starts informative and ends further off the rails than ever before. All the while, Guapo reminds Shane of his love for chicken, Jared looks into the cost of a fried chicken vending machine, and Sisco thinks everything sounds like a sex position. Also, Joel tries out his German accent and Seany be Sean'ing.

In this one The Red Horse gents discuss the history and intrigue behind the doll named Robert that kicked off the plot of Childs' Play. All the while Sisco thinks Joel says havoc one too many times, Guapo insists that Shane pulls his reseach from The Brady Bunch, Jared is convinced that people from the 1900s were dumb, and Seany believes in energy but not Robert.

In this one, the boys discuss the phenomenon of the Montauk Monster and the intricacies of the USDA bio testing facility on Plum Island. They are joined by special guest Jeff Tomrell, the Three Hive Entertainment entrepreneur, and of Go Go Gajet fame. Not to mention but Shane is already half in the bag, Seany talks about dudes with long fingers, Joel releases government secrets, and Sisco wants to start a MLS team called the LA Bedbugs.

The guys discuss the Green Man from Pittsburgh, PA. AKA Charlie No-Face. A man electrocuted as a child who then made leather wallets for a living. Also, Guapo argues that our nation's street worker are hotter now than in the 50s, and Jared believes the name Charlie is on the way out. All the while, Sisco takes on the new hip-hop name "No-Face Killa", Shane asks the fans to toss up suggestions for Jared's unborn child, Joel explains his daughter's obsession with conspiracies, and Sean does Sean things.

In this episode the boys try to figure out if they are living in a simulation. Individually though, Jared gets his mind blown every 5 minutes (WHOAAAA), Guapo and Seany share commentary from the couch, Joel thinks that we were created by an alien intern, Shane gets mad that we don't have flying tanks yet, and Sisco shows his love for thicc girls. It's a mess. Enjoy!

As the year gets started, so does the first installment of season two. This kickoff episode features a theory by Sisco that most mysteries are started bc of thick accents, while Shane debates if spies prank each other on the job. Also, Jared apparently flew in on a G5, Sean wants to fly around with the jetpack dude in LA, and Joel more believes the plural of universe is universities. Lastly, Guapo joins the boys from The Horse and basically says nothing.