We have read chapter 8 of New Moon, and want Bella to hop on the #TeamJacob bandwagon and off the motorcycle (or at least wear a helmet).

Vanessa and Julia have read chapter five of Eclipse and they are obsessed with Sam Uley's love life. Can someone say drama? ---If $2/month doesn’t feel like a vampire sucking your blood, we’d love it if you could support us on Patreon. Your support will help us help Bella through book three! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Vanessa and Julia have read chapter seven of Eclipse and they will always and forever be #TeamRosalie.... but Team Rosalie and who?---If $2/month doesn’t feel like a vampire sucking your blood, we’d love it if you could support us on Patreon. Your support will help us help Bella through book three!

Vanessa and Julia have read chapter fourteen of Eclipse and it turns out that Tom Hanks is a main character in these books.---If $2/month doesn’t feel like a vampire sucking your blood, we’d love it if you could support us on Patreon. Your support will help us help Bella through book three!

Vanessa and Julia have read chapter thirteen of Eclipse and Vanessa gives advice from her stint as a robber in the 1980s.---If $2/month doesn’t feel like a vampire sucking your blood, we’d love it if you could support us on Patreon.

Vanessa and Julia have read chapter seventeen of Eclipse and they're dreaming up business ideas for Alice's party planning company. First step: a suite of business tools where the Cullens can keep track of their revenue, as well as their blood grudges against other vampires.

We're taking one more week off before we're back to Eclipse. While you wait, here's a peak at what we've been up to over on Patreon!

Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 20 of Eclipse and do their best Richard Dawson impersonation in our Twilight version of Family Feud.---If $2/month doesn’t feel like a vampire sucking your blood, we’d love it if you could support us on Patreon.

Fact 1: Vanessa Zoltan has been the host of this romance novel themed podcast for almost two years now.Fact 2: Vanessa Zoltan is a Jane Eyre evangelist. She’s literally written the book on Jane Eyre.Fact 3: Vanessa has somehow never talked about Jane Eyre on this podcast???Finally, we’ve come to our senses and one of life’s biggest contradictions is getting sorted.

Vanessa and Julia have read all of Breaking Dawn and have some thoughts on imprinting, vampire sex, and best practices for vampire childbirth.This is the final episode of Twilight in Quarantine ya'll! Thank you so much for being on this journey with us for the past year.