Hello, welcome back to your regularly scheduled idiocy. This week, we're all about profiling. First, we'll profile you by what car you drive, whether you're kind, not kind, or even if you like to eat warm ice cream; we just know. Next, it's all about the size of balls you like. Basketballs, golf balls, and softballs, to be a little more specific. We have discovered a groundbreaking scientific algorithm relating the size of said balls and how huffy you get while playing said sports. Prepare to be absolutely flabbergasted. Thank you for listening!! Somehow, there are still a lot of you, friggen little weirdos. 

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