Hot Cross Buns

I am writing this at midnight before release day. I forgot to edit the podcast until just now; my wife keeps telling me to make reminders; such a terrible idea. This week, we figure out what touches what; do panthers touch? YEP! Do lions touch? NOPE!! Does it make sense why one touches and the other doesn't? Yes, but it's really annoying. After that, we have a train wreck of anti-ads, and the boys yuck all of my hilarious joke, but you laughed, right? Right? Other than that, it's what you've come to expect from the three of us: non-stop, belly-churning laughter!! We are not responsible for any accidents that occur due to how friggen hilarious we are. Drive safe; we love you!! Thanks for listening; someone mentioned listening to this on 1.5X; I'm pretty sure they're psychotic. 

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Hello, this week we recorded a podcast. We had a lot of fun doing it. We chit-chatted and laughed, then we played a game and laughed some more. I am all out of creative juices, so just listen to the podcast to hear the rest. I promise you'll at least chuckle a little, probably a lot. Thank you for listening; we wouldn't keep doing this if you didn't! Have a great two weeks!!

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Have you ever wanted to learn how to gaslight your friends, brothers, significant others, and other acquaintances into thinking they're racist? Great!!!! You're in the right place!!! This week was a story of gaslighting on varying levels. First, we start with a light sprinkling of gas from Carrington toward Jaymi; it was tasteful, delicate, with the right amount of heat to really bring out the flavor. Next up, Jaymi turned it up a notch!! Fully convincing Cameron that he was being racist!! What FUN!!! After that, we yelled words; some were bad, most were not. Then we played a history game; it went about as well as you would expect from a couple homeschoolers. We had a lot of fun with this one, so we hope you enjoyed!!! Thanks for listening!!! Muah!!

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He's back and Cowier than ever!! This week it's the B Team vs. the A Team. Spoiler alert: B Team won. Other than that, we talk to a French man, or maybe men? Jaymi rants and raves about his ever-adorable son, and Carrington carries the podcast with his extreme wit and wisdom. Honestly it's getting harder to write these because I'm giving myself less and less time to complete the edit, soo thanks for listening!!! WE ADORE YOU!!!

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This week, there's a little bit of everything on your podcast. We've got an adorable baby; we've got Hunger Games... That's actually kinda it. We did play a whole game revolving around drafting our friends into sticky situations, but the highlight was definitely the Hunger Games bit. Thank you for listening!!! Stay tuned next week, and you could win even crazier things!!!

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This week is not like most; sit back, relax, and listen to a story that will soon not be forgotten, unfortunately. I don't know what to say besides that. Thank you for listening!!! LOVE YOU!!! Long live Big O. 

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Have you ever wondered what you should do if you need to season your grandma's meal for her? Obviously you have, which is why we took this episode to answer that question, as well as a few others. Honestly, it's kinda freaky how we always know what you need to know without asking you; you're welcome. After that wonderful advice, stick around to listen to Carrington do an absolute 10/10 Shmeagol impression; it will leave you in awe. I really thought Shmeagol was in the room with us!! Also, we droned on and on about being worried about how the studio update would sound; spoiler alert, it sounds amazing. Thank you for listening!! The next project is going to be convincing Cross Homes and FitStop Middlebury to finance some cameras. So that might be done by 2030, Hoorayyy!! Have a great week!!

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Hello, this one goes out to Preston, Kaden, and all the farmers out there, but specifically those two, cause theyre the coolest farmers.

This week started where all weeks start, talking about porridge, and Percy, mainly Percy. We attempted to talk about The World Cup, which went terribly. Played Hypothetical Trivia(which, if you didn't know, was created by Carrington), and laughed way too hard about David murdering Goliath; it was for a good cause, right? RIGHT?!?!?! After that, we got a special guest, and you'll never guess who it was. That's right!! ANOTHER FRICKEN ASTRAL TRAVELER!! I swear the lore in this world is getting more convoluted than the MCU. Thank you all for listening; this thing does take a decent amount of energy(shocking, I know), so seeing everyone still listening is actually a huge deal for us, or at least for me; the boys don't love you as I do. Muah!!! See you next time!!

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Hi, this week I MC'd a wedding. I found out the day before that I would be MC'ing said wedding. I met a fan there. To the fan, what we discussed will come next episode; the rest of you, prepare yourselves. 

This week was great, well, as great as three grown men sitting in a circle and doing voices can be. We laughed, we cried, and Jaymi, surprisingly, said nothing that I had to bleep out- what a win!!! I am exhausted, so that is all the description you're going to get from me today. I love you, way more than the boys do. Thanks for listening!!! 

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The boys are at it again, just absolutely uncontrollable!! Don't worry; around the ten-minute mark, I got them back under control, and there is an explanation for their behavior! Other than that, it is a good ole fashioned HCB episode. We had a new guest, played some games, did a terrible job doing the voice of said guest, and basically just giggled and farted a bunch. All in all, exactly what you have come to expect from us. Thank you for listening!! Stay warm!

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