Hot Cross Buns

We started so well, talking about hot dogs, Forza, and all the other random stuff we usually talk about. Then something shifted in the wind, and The Dark Knight appeared. He came, he saw, he said a bunch of inappropriate things. Not to fear, your editor is here; this episode is still very kid-friendly. Just tell the youngins those are insanely loud birds that only know how to sing one note; lying to children is always recommended, I think. After that, Clyde came; honestly, I'm tired of Clyde. I would really want to speak to his manager. I hate typing on a laptop keyboard, so those are all the spoilers you're getting. Thank you for listening!! Also, I for one, do not believe the things I've been hearing about Jaymi, but that's just me. 

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Hi,

Just listen to the episode. I'm to sad to talk about it more.

This week, it's our favoritest, worstest, smartest, dumbest sister's birthday!! Chill, she's our only sister. 

We start off strong, jibbering and jabbering. Jaymi, leading the way with his Krazen attitude and childish wonder, and he's a crackhead sooooo. Honestly, from there it's all a blur. I know we talked about ourselves a lot. Then we played games! You'll just have to listen to find out. Thanks for listening!! 

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My friend Zach is getting married this weekend. Tell Zach congrats.

Alright, time to take this podcast seriously. No more tomfoolery and gilly gagging. Now is the time to stand on business and lock the flippen heck in. Sorry for cussing, but we aren't peaking out of the bush no more. JK lol, none of us brought anything. Carrington did have a great question about bananas, but I had to put it at the verrryy end of the episode, don't miss it, he'll be so embarrassed. We did find some games out of thin air, and Jaymi didn't cry at the end, so I think we're moving forward. Thank you for listening!! We love you, like, almost as much as we love cake. 

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Alright, finally time to have fun again. This week was pretty chill. I only had to use one censor bleep, so I think we're making progress. We had a visitor from a galaxy far far away. Unfortunately, he was even more lame than Jar Jar Binks and was even harder to understand. We played games, talked about the moon landing, and had many other uplifting and fruitful conversations, per usual. Still don't have cameras, I think it's because Jaymi's scared the FBI is watching, but that's just me. Thank you for listening, and always remember, wiping is mandatory, not optional. 

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Guess who's back, me, that's who. Who is me? Me, I am I. 

The boys are all back in town!!! This week is slightly less manic, I say slightly because we still somehow got to a point where we started a plan to take over a cruise ship. We played games, we caught up with Bru.. Batman, and we finally figured out how to stop Jaymi from making insane, racist comments, out loud. There is a lot more we did but honestly, I don't remember. Thank you for listening!!! Please, please, please, message us if you think we should do a visual podcast. We need the encouragement!!

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It's just Carrington and Jaymi in this one as Cameron is off galivanting around the Caribbean on a big boat. 

We talk about all the things we're not allowed to talk about when Cam is here. Golf. We talked about golf... for about 5 minutes.

The rest is just your normal nonsense.. just without Cam.. because he's on a big boat.

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Hi, as the description says, there will not be a podcast this week. We had a family emergency, and none of us has the time or headspace to record an episode. We will hopefully be back in two weeks to bring you more idiocy, but for the time being, we ask for your thoughts as we navigate through this period of time. Thank you for tuning in!! 

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Happy Hump Day, dear listener. This week on your most favoritest podcast, we did a lot. What we did will remain a mystery until you hit that play button, but I will say the episode consists of Clyde, questions, conversations, and discourse; you'll love it, I swear. Slight warning, this episode leans a little more PG-13 than we usually go, not that anyone will read this to get the warning, but I tried. Thank you for listening!! Ad astra per aspera.

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This episode has nothing to do with the Super Bowl; we forgot it was coming. 

Welcome to your favorite podcast. Need a laugh while you're driving? Well, sit back, kick your feet up, and be prepared to be entertained. Don't worry about the pedals, they're just there for decoration. First off, we do a deep dive on Carrington's most favoritest songs of his entire life!! Spoiler alert!! It's not "Party in the USA", big sad about that. Next, we talk about Jaymi's obsession with skulls, that's right, he's a worship leader and a little goth, who woulda thunk it. After all of this wonderful information, Cameron saves the episode with one of the greatest games he's ever created, Hypothetical Trivia!! You'll finally laugh when you get to that part. Huuuggee laughs!! Thank God for that guy. Thank you for listening!! Hope you find that thing you forgot you were looking for!!

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