Welcome to an episode of tall tales on the high seas. Listen to a captain with brain damage and his first mate discuss crime, technological advancements that involve monkeys, and a Mormon god that likes to watch. They appear to mostly communicate through bizarre musical freestyles. We still do not know if this is due to the brain damage or some strange mythological being that likes to watch them struggle.

Rare footage of two time travelers warning the people of the past about the future through musical freestyles constructed with the most advanced technology known to man.  

We teach you how to order lattes during an apocalypse and survive the media hellscape that will soon ensue. These series of freestyles are not sponsored by Mr. Beast yet, but we're working on it. Sister Beast will be the antagonist to Mr. Beast.

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Immerse yourself in the memories of two veteran chefs and their journey for the truth through bizarre musical interludes and crazed Vietnam flashbacks.

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Don't sing about 9/11 or Spotify will get mad.

Skip to 43:22 when the annoying and repetitive transmission starts.

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We're singing songs about Michael, but not the Michael you're thinking of. Who was Michael really? And why is the CIA trying to change the name of the FBI? All this, and more, in a new episode of the music hour: a key pillar in the foundation of cultural innovation, relevance, and literacy.

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Have you ever dreamed of having your food delivered by a clown or dinosaurs learning about the demise of their own species? Well, we've got a song for that and more.

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We eat broccoli and beg for sponsorships over some forbidden beats. Clowns are sleeping with your wife and you may need to look to Jesus for guidance. Sorry.

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We sing about the legendary Chicken Man, Timmy Two Shoes, January 6th, and more.

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Rhyming and chumming it up over some country beats. Hide your kids and hide your kids.

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