Hot Red Shorts! - A Gay Watch of Baywatch

JANUARY 18, 1993 - Visitors from beyond the stars may be hiding under the sea!?! That's the cosmic conspiracy a group of UFO fanatics bring with them to the beach! Stephanie's patience is stretched to the max as Mitch, Hobie2, & CJ get swept up by the group's charismatic, professorial leader! Meanwhile, yet more diamond-smugglers find their way to Baywatch -- this time with Jimmy Slade sucked into the drama! Can Matt help his friend save his surfboards? Or will time run out for starry-eyed Summer in a trailer park death trap?!

You'll find excitement, science fiction, and even a little romance on this latest episode of Hot Red Shorts - A Gay Watch of Baywatch! The paranormal visits the Malibu shores yet again, preparing Mitch for his future stint on Baywatch Nights! While we don't get to see any green little men, who needs them when you've got Jimmy Slade?! Listen along with us!

NOVEMBER 27, 1999 - Allie's thirst for adventure and Jason's quest for cultural connection steer our Baywatch beauties into the path of disaster! This deep-water diving mission demands the attention of the entire crew -- with Jessie’s sanity hanging by a thread! As treasures hide beneath the waves and tensions rise on the surface, will they strike it rich or will it all blow up in their faces?

It's what we've been waiting for since we started Hot Red Shorts - A Gay Watch of Baywatch! EXPLOSIONS! There's action, abs, and, best of all, brevity! Everything to expect from the best episodes of Baywatch! We finally learn more about Aussie Allie, with a nice visit from a particularly studly guest-star. Plus Jessie displays more of that special kind of crazy that she grows into -- come and listen with us!

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JANUARY 24, 1994 - It's time to wave bye bye to Ben, just as a baby boy is born on the beach! Youngsters Matt & Summer get shown up by the seasoned vets of the fabled Red Knights! A reunion of the original 1950's Baywatch lifeguards dredges up old memories (and thoughts of Abercrombie & Fitch), signaling the end of an era!

It's one for the old folks this time on Hot Red Shorts - A Gay Watch of Baywatch! Not everyone is looking backwards though -- Jackie Quinn is hitting the stage, if a senior fights doesn't end her career before it starts! And Mitch adds another entry to his skill list: flawless baby delivery!

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MAY 13, 1996 - There's something in the water ... and it's making Mitch sick! It's a mystery just what's poisoned the Hero of the Beach but Caroline, Cody, and CJ are on the case! Baywatch's own version of Charlie's Angels search the seaside for clues, even as nefarious vegetable merchants plot against them! Will they be able to find the offending chemical in time? Or will Mitch finally meet his end?!

Could this yet be the most drama-filled episode of Hot Red Shorts - A Gay Watch of Baywatch? Not only is Mitch fighting for his life against a unknown ailment (as well as giving his best attempt at a Daytime Emmy) but Donna has to deal with a cranky photographer, his neglected models, and a magazine editor that just won't leave her alone. Meanwhile, CJ dazzles us with yet another artist endeavor: painting! Toxic drums, even more toxic behavior, and abstract art -- that sounds like a recipe for a good listen!

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MAY 13, 1996 - There's pests running wild at Baywatch -- both in the locker room and on the high seas! It's up to the ever-nimble Newmie to capture a runaway rat that's been stealing trinkets around BW HQ. Can Newmie successfully hunt down the robber rodent before he's infected with rabies?! Meanwhile, Stephanie and Cody are tangling with vermin of their own: drug-runners equipped with harpoon guns! Watch out below and mind your dive clock!

Cocaine smuggling was never so fraught as on the latest episode of Hot Red Shots - A Gay Watch of Baywatch! It's a non-stop romp this time, with Hobie2 making a minor cameo and sharing his metallurgy resources. But the main action is focused on our favorite bronzed beefcake, Cody Madison, as the Olympic trials creep ever closer! The distractions mount, from the horniness of longing girlfriend, to finding lost pirate gold, to violent criminal activity under the water -- not even the bends can hold back our blond beauty on his quest for success! But will a trip to our old friend, the hyperbaric recompression chamber, be the thing that squashes his dreams of Olympic gold?! You'll only find out by listening!

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April 16, 2001 - A trip to the Big Island holds double-drama for Kekoa -- threatening her upcoming marriage to JD, and testing the boundaries of medical privacy laws! What should have been a routine jaunt for a side-job quickly turns complicated for the beauties of Baywatch, as Sean bumps into (and uglies with) an island goddess! Or maybe she's just perfected the art of ghosting?

It's another trip to paradise for Hot Red Shorts! - A Gay Watch of Baywatch, which means lower budgets but hotter extras! There's a touch of Maury Povich daytime drama in today's episode and it's just the spice needed to make a late series episode of Baywatch really worth watching!

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November ~14th, 1994 - Radio shock-jock Larry 'Loomin' Large is broadcasting a scavenger hunt from the newly-renamed Sandy Cay Cafe, leaving mayhem in his wake! The hunt is on for a hidden golden pirate doubloon, causing a flood of beach-goers to run wild! Can the lifeguards maintain peace with $100,000 on the line? With Matt and even CJ swept up in the excitement, probably not!

Hot Red Shorts! - A Gay Watch of Baywatch is back with an unauthorized pirate-themed treasure hunt! Mitch struggles with city hall while Garner tries (and fails) to maintain any sense of law & order. He can't even stop the dogs from digging up the beach! We get another exciting visit to the extensive cave systems of southern Cali, complete with a Goonies-style pirate skeleton! And hey, Wet Willy would make a great addition to the Baywatch team!

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April 26, 1999 - There's havoc on the home-front at Casa Buchannon, as father & son clash! As close as they might be, Hobie2 just can't imagine having to double-date with his dad and finds himself looking for a way out. Maybe the duplicitous Neely3 can save the day, while being the sand in Mitch's shorts! Meanwhile, Alex trades cake for chaos as she finds herself detoured from her grandmother's birthday party -- instead dragged into an underwater cave and a diamond smuggling ring! Or is it drug running?

So many questions in this latest episode of HOT RED SHORTS! - A GAY WATCH OF BAYWATCH! What is the sordid backstory between Mitch and Neely3? Is it really bad enough for the level of hate coming from the king of the beach? Will Mitch be able to overrule his son's bad choices? And is Hobie2 really dumb enough to fall for Neely3's nefarious plot? Find the answers to these questions and more -- including what birthday Alex's grandma is celebrating -- by giving us a listen!

SEPTEMBER 29, 1989 - A searing heatwave means the beaches are swarming, the sand is sizzling, and the lifeguards are struggling! Baywatch HQ does their best to hold things together, while newly-appointed Lieutenant Mitch is drawn into felonious association by an old college friend! And simmering in hot water of his own, Craig must finally make the choice: lawyer or lifeguard!? Don't forget your flip-flops -- you never know what you might step in!

JANUARY 30TH, 1995 - Logan's desperate to stay in the good ole US of A, but his choices are either a sham marriage to a rich, bitchy widow or paying a shady character! He better hope he can win the annual rubber duck race so he can afford a way out! Caroline still pines away for the disloyal Aussie and Logan's more than happy to string her along! Elsewhere, Mitch's new girlfriend, Tracy, harbors a dark secret, just in time for Irene Buchannon, Mitch's stylish mother, to make a visit to Baywatch! Will she find new love late in life, despite Mitch's disapproval of her choice of man?

It's the season finale of Hot Red Shorts! - A Gay Watch of Baywatch, and what better way to commemorate than with the first man-on-man mouth-to-mouth?! Caroline continues her disappointing transformation into a human doormat but that doesn't make her any less fun to watch! Mitch's mother, Irene, proves a real stunner and snags a new man with no effort! You go, granny! And bonus points for finding the one guy that can drive her son right over the edge!

Boat crashes, weirdly sexual sit-ups, and immigration fraud -- what more could you ask for?

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