Happy St. Patrick's Day…. We guess? Happy Easter… sort of? Eh. We're really not feeling these holidays. It doesn't stop us from talking about them. Hayley discusses her ill-fated dance studies. Scott breaks down a great Irish Monster. Angela's Ashes to you, it is time for Hot & Scaly!

It's Hot & Scaly Art History week as we explore mediocre appropriation of a magical realist, get confused by a dadaist kaiju, and touch upon the greatest form of visual art in our new segment, Comics Corner! Come for the culture! Come for the corners! Stay for the fish dicks.... sticks. Fish Sticks. We're Scott and Hayley!

Oh boy. How long were we out? What month is it?

We're back, yo! Sorry about that. February was crazy… and dark… and cold. We missed you!

In this episode we talk about the ethical ramifications of uplifted squirrels, parties in fish cleaning rooms, and OUR ORIGIN STORY. It is about to get romantic y'all. Join us, wont you, for we are coming apart. We're Scott and Hayley!

In this episode, we talk about local broadcast piracy, bean-based events, and the time our dog tried to kill us.... one of... one of the times the dog tried to kill us. We're living on the edge! We're Hot & Scaly!

Scott and Hayley talk about a memorial service, then stay culturally relevant by talking about a 25 year old movie... and then a 44 year old movie. Are we old?

Beefy heavy!

Closing Track: Scary Monsters (And Super Creeps) by David Bowie.

Look, y'all. Last year took a lot out of us. A lot. So welcome to this short, low-energy first episode of the new year.

Do we know how to talk up an episode or what?

Closing theme is MY YEAR by Champagne Jerry

It's our holiday special extravaganza! Join for this extra long (for us) episode as we discuss our favorite holiday pop culture things, including John Denver, a giant yeti ghost, and more.

Closing theme: Close Your Mouth (It's Christmas)- The Free Design

Episode 2! Hayley still sounds like she's recording in the middle of Mammoth Cave. We apologize to loons, discuss Chicago cryptids, remember flicks from the early 2000s that let us down, and, finally, introduce a new segment that will (hopefully)appease the people.

We are who we are! Love us! We're Scott and Hayley.

Premiere episode! We try to figure out what this podcast is all about, and take majestic waterfowl down a peg. A little NSFW, since Hayley can't stop herself from swearing, despite being raised better than that. Use your headphones. Special thanks to Liz Walker for bringing this music gem to our attention. Please check out her excellent podcast Perhaps It's You: The Unofficial Unsolved Mysteries Podcast.

Closing Track: I Like Birds - Eels