In this episode of Hot Singles Near You, Jake and Alexa talk about the time Jake interrupted a date to buy diarrhea medicine, whether or not you should take dates to IKEA, and we watch a man prepare and eat cow vagina.

This episode of Hot Singles Near You is a Whacky Woman's month double Whammy. We sat down with Jake's sister and listened to some of the best female pop artists from the late 90s and early 2000's. We also talked about John Mayer doing cum tributes, practiced our anime gasps, and we took the brown chip challenge.  

Finally Hot Singles Near You is back this week with a fullie. Its Irish Potato season baby. In this episode Jake and Alexa talk about their recent Amine concert, staying at hostels in New York, and do a scene reading from Boogie Nights. 

Hot Singles Near You is back with another halfie this week, next week we get back to our regularly scheduled fullies. In this episode Jake and Alexa talk about the tinder swindler, how to compliment your boyfriends penis, and birds mysteriously falling from the sky. All good things in this episode. 

We've got a  Hot Singles Near You halfie! In this episode Jake and Alexa discuss their new beef with Fireball, our hatred of Imagine Dragons, and that lady who got sexually assaulted in the Metaverse. We also do a little asian food ASMR because we still need a niche.

This episode of Hot Singles Near You is a banger. Jake and Alexa discuss solicited vs unsolicited penis pictures, we review the Boba Fett show which was ass, and we have a LIVE Candy Ken sighting in the wild. 

In this nostalgia heavy episode of Hot Singles Near You, Jake and Alexa recount stories of getting snowed in at the dorms, drinking 40s, and a party where everyone got dick except Jake. We also talk about reality TV.

In this groundbreaking episode of Hot Singles Near You, we have Romy mother fucking Rosner on the pod. We educate her on the members of Wu Tang Clan, discuss elite teenage hackers, pedophile teachers, and review the ethics of poisoning people or animals who bother us. We also talked a lot of shit.

In this episode of Hot Singles Near You, we are experimenting with the Podcasting Genre. Listen as Jake and Alexa are slowly hypnotized into a melodic trance as we podcast while doing a puzzle, and experiment on ourselves with MK ultra mind control techniques in this ASMR heavy episode. 

In this mysterious episode of Hot Singles Near You our guest is local fan of the pod, and possible MK Ultra victim, MK Maybe. In this episode we talk MK's origin story, Alone Season 8, and the best show on television, Love at First Kiss.