In this episode of Hot Singles Near You, Jake and Alexa discuss the efficacy of spending money to cure your depression, we talk about the new Spiderman movie, review the price of condoms, and explain why Black Eyed Peas are the greatest musical group of our generation.

In this episode of Hot Singles Near You Jake reignites his beef and correspondence with the trail mix company Valued Naturals and Alexa doesn't find it as funny as he does. We got an audio upgrade, discuss how to prevent our loved ones from listening and go over some questions for future guests. 

In this super silly episode of Hot Singles near you, Jake and Alexa review getting fucked up last weekend, we open up the Book of Changes to read our fortunes, and we discuss Will Arnett being held against his will on the set of Lego Masters. Really silly time. 

In this GRIPPING installment of Hot Singles Near You, Jake gets emotional in an Acme while listening to John Mayer, we review Isaiah Rashad's concert while discussing whether or not Isaiah and SZA every banged, and we finally get the story of the time Alexa broke her ankle in a Wawa.

In this episode of Hot Singles Near You, Jake and Alexa FINALLY decide to stop snacking on the pod, we review the Target on Broad Street, discuss Harry Potter 3, and we get to the bottom of why Chance the Rapper's career went down the toilet as well as interpret some of Green Day's more cryptic lyrics.

In this episode of Hot Singles Near You, Jake and Alexa review some popular music that the kids are listening to these days, do some dream interpretation, and reignite a long standing beef with the company Valued Naturals all while noshing on trail mix. 

In this episode of Hot Singles Near you, Jake and Alexa do a group meditation to center themselves, discuss the popular artist PP Cocaine, reminisce about doing filthy things in the bathrooms of the WCSU Library, all while name dropping people from our past where we ate meats and acted aggressively. 

In this first episode of Hot Singles Near You, Jake and Alexa explain what it means to be a hot single in your area,  they listen to some Sigma Male affirmations to get back on their trillionaire grind-set, review a Nickelodeon sliming compilation, and reminisce about their small town high school being threatened by terrorists, all while sloshing on a salty plate of gabigool.