Aliens, a hummingbird, and a $500 Uber. This is what happens when soft chaos turns hard and why I’m still learning (and forgetting) the art of slowing down. 

This week’s episode is a cosmic mixed bag (with a wand in it): we’re talking Aquarius Full Moon downloads, Lion’s Gate manifestations, some personal life updates, and yes... somehow Hogwarts made it into the portal energy.

I break down

• WTF is going on with the 8/8 portal
• How to actually use this Aquarius Full Moon energy (no vague affirmations here)
• What’s been stirring in my life lately and why I feel like I’m on the moving staircase of timelines
• The importance of reclaiming your weird, trusting your intuition, and laughing through the glow-up

If you’ve been feeling ✨electrically emotional✨, nostalgic, itchy, dreamy, or just wildly aware of your future self—this one’s for you.

Venus Chaos, Gemini Flirt Mode, & Neptune Fog: Let’s Talk Energy 

Venus conjunct Uranus = love + money curveballs.
Venus in Gemini = it’s giving flirt, flex, and rethink your type.
Neptune Retrograde = illusions are crumbling and the clarity is crunchy.

In this episode, I break down what’s happening in the stars and how to actually work with the chaos — not hide from it. Because growth doesn’t always look graceful... but it’s always worth it.

In this episode, Kara welcomes you to Season Two with stories that are part memoir, part fever dream, and 100% Hot Ant energy. She introduces Friday the beta fish (the newest member of the team), recounts a spiritual awakening in the aisles of Hobby Lobby, reflects on growing up Catholic, why religion never quite hit, and how astrology helped her reclaim her identity. 

From surviving the Petco apocalypse to discovering what a “porn star voice” really means, Kara unpacks duality, boldness, and the slow burn of becoming yourself. 

Season Two is all about integrating the wild one with the wise one—because trust and surprise are the real power couple. Welcome to the wild (but structured?) west.

There’s a new sheriff in town — and she’s not here to decode your mixed signals. Kara Blakeslee dives deep into the art of standing on business, rewriting your personal code, and choosing boldness over breadcrumbs. Connection isn’t compatibility. Energy doesn’t lie. And the only thing getting decoded now... is your own damn potential.

What if your type isn’t a checklist—but a feeling? A soul click? In this quick-hit episode, Kara unpacks the connection between clarity, chaos, ramen noodles, and why love should make you feel everything all at once. The old people pleaser is gone. Welcome to harmony

Lucky number 13.  

We’re going back—way back—so we can finally move forward.
From 8th grade dances to panic attacks at Costco, Kara reflects on how compassion (and a little humor) can rewrite the past and heal the present.

Kara changes her stance on airpods, taking a baths, and walking slow. Oh, Friday's are still hot. 

Friday's are hot and the astrology is even hotter. 

In the fifth “first episode” official episode of Hot Ant, Kara dives into the final days of March, the mysticism of being born on a Friday, and the unexpected power of stillness. She unpacks astrology, eclipses, and the infamous "big daddy chapter" she’s finally ready to close.

Trust yourself. Trust the nudge. And hit play.