Surprised? So are we. This episode was recorded last summer, but soon after, we stole Thantifaxath's band, went on a worldwide tour, and forgot about it. Recently, Brother Vera stopped recording Brian Johnson porno grind long enough to root through the audio archives at HOTB Manor & uncover this gem. At last, it's the return of our patented high-brow humor with tales of koala gonorrhea, the power violence Commodores, chemist punishers, Perez Tire stars for podcasts, DY Australian tour, HOTB Only Fans content, and we finally dip into the Mail Bag & answer questions from true fans. We guarantee you'll love this episode % 100.

On this CSFW (Completely Safe For Work) edition of HOTB, we tackle more highbrow discourse along the lines of bad toupee tales, reasons Hell actually sucks, The Cleveland-Pittsburgh War of 1984: The Yinzer Years, body shaming Iggy Pop, Ryan’s hash smoking tutorial, blindfolded vintage floor tasting with Dodgy Shithead, racist riffs, scoring 50p in a single beg, Backne, cold IPAs, New Doom, being in a state of Groef, reimagining Old Grover’s logo, the keys to the Lamborghini, Phil & His Oppressors….

And on this week’s episode, the boys engage in highly intellectual discourse regarding shower toads, favorite Fireside Chat shows, fantasy troll metal, the power violence canoe, Guy Collider, The Porno Grind Museum vs. The Gore Grind Museum, incorrectly drinking the cream of Mother Earth, Glenn Miller’s

The October surprise! Our latest podcast for the Year 30 featuring fireside chats about our favorite old diseases, unhairs, Rambo's trail of glitter and slobber, not being in our prime, a box of crickets, Fat Dodge, the Weekly Browns Report, G. Frey, split memoirs with Agathocles, Dirk's Terror Tavern, the HOTB T-shirt/cumrag threadcount, Pizza Face Brewery, Hate Vern, love for Primitive Man & Floaters, being Trump's racism think tank, and of course... fucking Cop Rock!

Brews courtesy of Eagle Rock Brewery, Niki Grasso, Grill Em All, Belching Beaver, and Ryan's visit to a Japanese market.

Thrash Zone Yokohama, Trappist Japan tour, horse meat, Minoh Beer, Squirts franchise opportunities, monkey egg custard, underage bats, symphonic creature metal, Dark Funeral signing Riblets, Daryl Gates’ in-store, Madness badges in the middle of our merch table, Lesto’s death in Game Of Thrones, off-barf green, Bar Hokage: Osaka Q-Bert club, Jackson Pollock jokes, Ise like a Sunday morning, Myserious the Spellcaster, Shiggy The Human Slurpee Machine, Barrier Brewing, Modern Times, That’s So Anvil, Lil El Camaro from Pasadena, turning metal into a different metal, overseas punishers, a snowboarding first skid, IPA made with a small eye, the battle inside Joan Collins, our personal Mt Rushmores, W.A.Z.B....