On episode 12 of HOURS LATER, Chris kindly reminds Kaylin of her favorite recipe, Kaylin tells Chris of her best assets, and Chris and Kaylin try to cheer up some hospital patients after their recent diagnois. I wish cancer was the only deadly thing growing inside me. This baby is going to be the death of me. Listen now!

On a very festive episode 11 of Hours Later, Kaylin's little brother is excited for Christmas morning, Kaylin asks a seamless and important question, Kaylin's couple massage becomes a throuple, and Santa sends Chris Kaylin's naughty list. Listen now!

On episode 10 of HOURS LATER, Chris's roommate, Jon, fails to fulfill his promise, or break his cycle of violence and ultimately succumbs to his crime tendencies. You can't call them tendencies if you follow through with them. Bang bang pew pew another one of those things gone.

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On a spooky episode 9 of Hours Later, Chris and Kaylin decide to dress up as each other for no one other than themselves. Kaylin almost heads to another funeral, Kaylin provides an update on her roommates, and becomes confused why she can’t move her court date. I’m due to appear in court for my sentencing. But like I told them, if the glove don’t fit, I did it. 

On episode 8 of Hours Later, Kaylin recounts the lengths her teacher went to give her a proper education, Chris entices Kaylin to move in with him, and Kaylin gets a two for one deal. This next one is exclusively for all the grandparents in the audience and also the children. Listen NOW!

On very serious episode 7 of Hours Later, Chris shows Kaylin how he calmly defuse conflict, Kaylin shows how she handles rejection, and Chris opens up on how he flirts. If I wanted to hear a serious conversation, I would answer my doctor’s repeated phone calls about my last biopsy. Listen NOW!

In episode 6 of Hours Later, Kaylin returns post-psychotic break to praise Chris on his Spanish, Chris calmly imparts some advice to Kaylin, and Kaylin nearly scores someone's number while at Target. The last time I scored someone's number, I woke up tied to a burning tree and a car speeding towards me, but who's Father's Day isn't a bit weird. Listen NOW!

On episode 5 of Hours Later, it's the Pride edition with Chris and Ray, his belligerent ex! Ray displays his charming nature that intially swept Chris off his feet, Chris and Ray go down memory lane, Ray phones a friend to help answer America's most asked questions about their completely stable relationship, and they uplift and motivate queer reality tv stars. I personally, do not understand why, THOSE people!!, need a whole month. When's the last time us straights ever made ANYTHING!! about ourselves? REMOVE THAT GAY SHI—Listen NOW.

None of this is fact checked. Listen at your own discretion. BEEP BEEP BEEP!

We had many pets. Had. Still do but we also had.