Talk how you’re a bionic human in your early 20’s, eating healthy, Game 7’s, NBA Conference Finals, CJ McCollum = Kyrie, Cubs are shitting on the league, MLB Division rundown, Jay Williams has the worst take in the history of takes about the Michigan head coaching job, Horse Racing, Hockey, the government is like the mafia, Netflix, and so much more....EDIT: I meant Charlie Morton for the Rays...Odorizzi is a Twin. I got a little sideways there because of my diet.

Fun stuff about the Derby, Cubs shit on Cardinals soul yet still remain 1 behind in power rankings, I’m here for drunk Arod, St. Louis being the rich man’s Green Bay, Nick Senzel, Yahoo Fantasy Baseball, Hunter Dozier isn’t Brian Dozier’s dim witted brother, NHL/NBA Playoff talk, the Redford Jones era is over, all in on Duke Shelley, Joey Lawrence?, Mel Gibson makes living in a bus look cool, and much more...

Talk everything from Columbus, Ohio to Green Bay, Wi to Dallas, Tx. Bears defense needs a nickname | Green Bay residence aren’t the most well kept bunch, Kentucky Derby, 30 for 30 Felipe Lopez 5.5, Cubs fans, Boston fans, Pete Davidson has caves for eyes, Kate Beckinsale is made of rose pedals, NBA Playoffs, and so much more

Talk Columbus, Ohio, Green Bay sucks as a city if you can even call it that, greyhound bus trips are lessons in survival, Bears defense needs a nickname, hockey keys to victory - get pucks in the net, the grassy knoll, strung out in Vegas, Cubs, Schwarber, Maddon line-ups, NBA Playoffs, Felipe Lopez, and so much more

I’m 1000% in on Daniel Jones | Not as in on any other QB’s | Bears Draft (who really knows anything about the draft) | The NBA Playoffs and foul gate | Cubs revitalized | MLB shit, and so much damn more....

Talk NFL Draft and how it’s better now than ever, the Brewers are the biggest frauds on earth, Cubs, Bears, NBA Playoffs are really bad but a lot of sexy second round matchups, Tim Anderson getting flippy, and more

*Intro 0-11:29 *NFL First Round Mock Draft 11:30-126:26 *QB Draft Breakdown 126:27-201:58 *Beloved Bears Draft/Robbie 201:59-229:17 *MLB Breakdown/Picks 229:18-259:31 *Outro/Tim Anderson/NBA Playoffs 259:32-315:46

Talk about everything from the Brewers being absolute frauds, the Cardinals being semi-fraudulent, the Cubs still being the team to beat in the Central Division, the Rays may win the AL East, and I’m a genius for picking the Twins over the Indians in Spring Training...The possible worst NFL Draft preview on the internet, Devin Singletary slid down my draft board real time, Kyler Murray will not be great, and the Bears needs and nobody else’s really....The NBA first round is the worst first round in sports history, the second round should be better, I hate most of the teams and players still in it....and finally I’m going to be on a Barstool blog so I tell the story of how I was a pro gambler for 4 months in the summer of 2015....and so much more.

We break down the Pro Bowl experience that was Mitchy Titties, what happened to the beloved, fuck Parkey, Super Bowl winners, the Saints are bitches, Anthony Davis, James Harden corkscrewing the association, Baseball talk that happened but didn’t, trying to keep Shark G awake the last 20 minutes, and much much more....

Super Bowl Hot Picks, 90’s Video Game Power Rankings, Fuck The Saints, Harper/Machado, DeAngelo Russel is an All-Star which is good because fuck Lonzo Ball, Porzingis, Sleeping on who the Knicks got, and more!