Cubs are back, Machado to the Padres?, Bullpens from hell, Nick Marcarcus re-ups, Mo Rivera “unanimously” voted into the HOF, Realmuto, Pollack, Lorenzen, juiced out of our own skulls, and more!

Cubs are back, Machado to the Padres?, Bullpens from hell, Nick Marcarcus re-ups, Mo Rivera “unanimously” voted into the HOF, Realmuto, Pollack, Lorenzen, juiced out of our own skulls, and more!

All things that are great about the Chicago Bears/Illinois Basketball Fans should take a chill pill/ Giants are clearing a path for Bryce Harper to say fuck the Dodgers and sign with the Cubs and pump some life into that franchise.

Talk Reds clearing a path for the Dodgers to sign Harper, the Giants countering the Reds and clearing a path for the Cubs to sign Harper/ Look the fuck out for Goldy extension, Andrew Miller trending downward so I’m not worried, Standard Ass Topics, Daniel Murphy sneaky good signing by the Rockies, Cutch to the Phillies, Caratini coming to life in Puerto Rico, Cubdate, and more

Goldy on the Cards Oh My, Look the Fuck Outs - Japanese All Stars, NL East, Bryce Harper, Standard Ass Topics - Machado is not going to sign with the White Sox, Cubdate - Heyward to the Giants, Almora is good or not (we’re still arguing about it), Kenny Lofton to the Florida Marlins, and more!

State of the Cubs which is really nothing, Mover and Shakers - Goldy, Corbin, Cano..., Look the fuck outs, Fuck is they doin, this day in baseball inception, degenerate nation, and more

Addison Russell trade value/tender, Diaz to the Mets, Fuck the Cardinals doing, Braves getting more pieces, NL Central Reds potential pick-ups, who has enough balls to trade Kris Bryant? Portland building a stadium for the Rays, This Day in Baseball History, and much more.

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Chicago Bears Super Bowl Shuffle/Bryant Trade Talk/MLB Hot Stove Heating Up/NBA Buckets/UCL’s and so much more

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