Housebound

S1ep12 "Sports Medicine" This episode sucks, but we found the funny! Mostly by talking about other stuff. Digressions: the Joker's favorite episode of House, men that look like old hams, if you like penis colada, Jimmy McGill's bootycheeks, and pure brick. Ass. Okay?

S1ep11 "Detox" This one rules. We read from Sallust's Bellum Catalinae because it's finally relevant. A surprisingly nuanced take on chronic pain and addiction, so naturally it's all downhill from here. Only a few digressions: Cask of Amontillado-ing our 17 year old selves, TJLC to TERF pipeline, blatantly lying for notes/if House went to the Reylo therapist.

S1ep10 "Histories" We mostly stay on topic this episode! The second of three bangers in a row. Digressions: Dragon Age discourse, the sexy dancing tigers from Zootopia, fruity behaviors/male thot jobs, and bad augury omens. And Alanna learns how a PCR works!

S1ep9 "DNR" The first of three bangers in a row! Powerful, simple, sexy. Digressions: Green Day but bad, the only three types of stories, foreshadowing the joke, plugging Hugh Laurie's jazz album, free foot pics, and bludge.

S1ep8 "Poison" "Now the betrayer had given them a sign, saying, 'The one whose JNCOs I compliment is the man. Seize him and lead him away under guard.'" Digressions: tummy soup, the definition of comedy, frantically googling Ashton Kutcher, a new creepypasta, Stone Age gays and of course, what would happen if you bought jeans off a truck. Plus we share our own high school stories!

S1ep7 "Fidelity" Boy this sure was a hollow shell of an episode! This episode helpfully brought to you by a parasitologist and someone who interrupts a lot. A few digressions: The Room watch party, joke of big tiddy is eternal, the new definition of dramatic irony, and man door hand hook car door.

S1ep6 "The Socratic Method" Well, it's taken several months, one car accident, one case of COVID, and two separate failed recordings, but we're finally back! And better yet, this episode is good! Digressions: Thrax came correct with it, put the God-Emperor in a scarmophogoghs, the ideal human form, love da Mets, and can't help being a Gemini!

S1ep5 "Damned If You Do" We got a long one today, fellas. Digressions include: Henry Cavill Sherlock Holmes; how Martin Luther invented being normal; Curio tax fraud/an ineffective George's Trick; Bernie 2: With a Gun This Time; Bones racist moments; Equal Opportunity Merlin; new slurs for Italians; Cuneiform-Anon. The book about abortion Alanna mentions is A Case of Need by Michael Crichton, highly recommend.

S1ep4 "Maternity" WHY IS WILSON HERE?! Digressions: Plautus aphobe moments; a terminal case of Man Wrote It; Mouse, MD; a damnatio memoriae on Taub; Omar Epps acting license revoked.

S1ep3 "Occam's Razor" Things we go on tangents about that are only vaguely related to this episode: A Song of Ice and Fire's Jon Connington; Geralt Witcher's fat tiddies; our cat Merlin; how our parents met; what racial slurs Australians use; and Animal Crossing: Wild World. It's a veritable pinata of an episode!