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HouseOfNae episodes
- Audiobook News and a Happy New Year?
The planets are a little manic, crazy, and dramatic here at the beginning of 2022 and boy, so am I. It's okay, we'll work through it. In this episode I talk about the triumphs and tribulations around starting a new job during a pandemic on Blue Monday and discuss in-depth how I'm going to present the audiobook. Once it's done. Be patient. Because I want it to be even better than Matthew McConaughey's, Greenlights, and have you HEARD that book yet? Genius. Yeah, setting the bar high for myself and why not? All right, all right, all right. A grab-bag of topics in this episode. Something for the crazy in all of us during this Mercury, Venus, Aquarius clusterfuck. Hang tight, friends.
20 min - Naked Selfies, Brain Dumps, And Sexual Starfish. Plus, Time Really Is A Flat Circle, All Right, All Right, All Right.
I'm feeling pretty cute here during a pandemic. Posted a naked selfie I will not delete later. Because every wrinkle and piece of saggy baggy elephant flesh got me where I am. Sexy and strong has no expiration date. Plus the importance of brain dumps!
19 min - Sound Baths And Song Resolutions. Happy New Year. Plus, Why Betty White Was A Badass Of The Rarest Kind.
Betty White was a ROCKSTAR everyone knows this. Which line made me belly laugh and still does? I open with that. Plus songs as New Year's resolutions and why sound baths have become my new very favorite thing when the caca hits the fan and I just can't.
19 min - Disney World Florida. I Went at Christmas So You Don't Have To. Alone. In a Pandemic. Wow. Just Wow.
Disney World. In a pandemic. Instead of New Year's resolutions, here's Nae Nae unpacking how surreal Corporate Christmas with Walt really was. When Mickey Mouse announced, "First floor!" in the elevator, I MAY have squinted. Enjoy. Happy 2022 :D
21 min - Ryan Gosling You Ain't, Mr. Bumble, and Yes, I'm Judging You. Plus, What's Your Distraction of Choice This Holiday Season?
Peak Florida Man Bumble in the HOUSE! I mean, it's like. Wow. In this episode I wax poetic on guys who pose with Billy Bass and Steve-O as well as offer up thoughts on keeping it calm and very real this holiday season. What's your distraction of choice?
19 min - Cat Calls and The Clapper from Charlottesville. Plus, Thoughts On Momma Being First Runner-Up in a Hot Pants Competition.Am I The Clapper of Tampa? Maybe. Why I sing at the top of my lungs during my morning walk. Why it's something much more to my soul even though I look like a psychopath to most people. Which is probably okay here at the supposed end of the world, right?24 min
- Spiritual Reset Buttons of All Kinds. Dialing Back Your Feminine? Plus, Why I Hate The Voice and That's Quite the Shiny Nose You Have, Rudolph.In this episode, I talk about how I calm down when things get to where you can't even button your shirt right. I stare at waves. Pattern and repetition are a good thing. Patterns have meaning. Plus, The Voice sucks rocks and Jershika is a GODDESS!!18 min
- Self-Direction, Eyebrows, and "Hello, My Name is..." Nametags.
I lived my life fully-directed and full of rules for the front half, now I'm pointing my own way and following the rules I set myself. Parenting my own body and mind. Looking for work while fighting the limitations of labels, and battling enormously dark and black Groucho Marx eyebrows for my first serious job interview since the divorce. Just life in a pandemic and the first scene in my screenplay. I'm thinking Bridesmaids meets Lars Von Trier's Melancholia. What do you think?
21 min - Pandemic Agoraphobia and $10 Booty Leggings. Plus, What's a HAG Anyway?
Are you experiencing agoraphobia because of the pandemic? I am. How do you handle it? I talk about that as well as the amazing transformation which occurred to my ass when I bought a $10 pair of leggings. Maybe the only time a TV product kept its promise.
15 min - Using Your Voice and Being Able to Admit You're Only Performing. Because of Alcohol.
The importance of purposefully taking a rest. Or why I desperately needed a vacation during a pandemic. All the meanings of HAG inside and outside of the memoir I just published. I also wax poetic about how alcohol needed to go away for good.
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About HouseOfNae
From the publisher's feed
I'm a House Music DJ living and working in Tampa, Florida. But I have a nomadic vision of a disco giraffe with giant wings, a galactic being who spins nasty beats in an effort to bring more Big Love…
to the world. It came to me in a Eureka! moment because a wrote a memoir called "HAG" about my days as a "Fag Hag" in the clubs. A word we've discarded in favor of better nomenclatures like DIVA, GODDESS, and GALACTIC BEING. Join me in this safe space. Live in it for a while. Then go dance your ass off, Darrrrlinggggggg.....