How Are We Still Alive?

It's WEDDING SEASON! Gross. In this episode, Llama and Punzi try with all their might to remember Llama's bachelorette weekend in Los Angeles. No one should let us leave the house, let alone the state, but here we are in the city of {drag} angels peeing in ally ways and almost dying. Let's get intimate, shall we?

HIGH KEY f#!*K 2020! Not even low key. Hey, it's the back to school episode! And since 2020 is a garbage fire filled with diapers, we're talking about how we almost died as children....and as we type this we are cringing at how morbid that sounds. Get over it, we're here and a little queer. *insert middle finger emoji*

No one knows what the saying is and if you say you do, you're a dirty stinkin' liar. Hey! We recorded this story a billion years ago LIVE on twitch.tv/llamalamb! We relive the time we almost watched someone die and did nothing but laugh our asses off. #goodsamaritans

Are you a student of Herbology? Well, tune in, Professor Sprout! This story has it all! Romance, adventure, suspense, DRAGONS! And missing arms. More than once for some reason? Get your munchies and enjoy this weeks journey!

There was...blood on the saddle...and...blood all around!  Are you familiar with the musical styles of the Country Bears? Well, they almost killed Punzi once! Get ready for Disney shenanigans...and BEAR with us as we recorded this LIVE on Twitch! twitch.tv/llamalamb 

And thanks for BEARing with us til the BEAR end! 

#TINA. No. not hashtag Tina. Remember Halloween Pub Crawls? Ever been threatened with a knife after one? If not, join us on this magical journey! This story has EVERYTHING! Sword fights, magical spells, a prince in disguise! Oh, and elevator sex. AND 100% consent. This is one you DON'T wanna miss!

Ditches?! No problem! Because Llama has A TRUCK!!! Did we mention she had a TRUCK?! What happens when you miss your turn but you can't miss the Silent Hill movie? Let's go back to 2006 and find out!

Our first episode! Whatd'ya get when you combine two drunk fools, a pizza and Wreck it Ralph? A tale of survival!