How Are We Still Alive?

By Llama and Punzi

Ever look back on your younger days and wonder how you're still alive? Us too. We all make dumb decisions that should probably result in death, but we lived to tell the tale. So here’s what happened..... more

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The podcast currently has 8 episodes available.

How Are We Still Alive? episodes:

September 30, 2020 Episode 8 - Make Love to Me With a Shovel
It's WEDDING SEASON! Gross. In this episode, Llama and Punzi try with all their might to remember Llama's bachelorette weekend in Los Angeles. No one should let us leave the house, let alone the state, but here we are in the city of {drag} angels peeing in ally ways and almost dying. Let's get intimate, shall we?
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September 23, 2020 Episode 7 - Origami in My Mouth
HIGH KEY f#!*K 2020! Not even low key. Hey, it's the back to school episode! And since 2020 is a garbage fire filled with diapers, we're talking about how we almost died as children....and as we type this we are cringing at how morbid that sounds. Get over it, we're here and a little queer. *insert middle finger emoji*
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September 12, 2020 Episode 6 - Moisten Your Whistle
No one knows what the saying is and if you say you do, you're a dirty stinkin' liar. Hey! We recorded this story a billion years ago LIVE on twitch.tv/llamalamb! We relive the time we almost watched someone die and did nothing but laugh our asses off. #goodsamaritans
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41min
August 13, 2020 Episode 5 - Magic Dragons, Zero Arms
Are you a student of Herbology? Well, tune in, Professor Sprout! This story has it all! Romance, adventure, suspense, DRAGONS! And missing arms. More than once for some reason? Get your munchies and enjoy this weeks journey!
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54min
August 06, 2020 Episode 4 - Breast Thrusts & Butt Prints
There was...blood on the saddle...and...blood all around! Are you familiar with the musical styles of the Country Bears? Well, they almost killed Punzi once! Get ready for Disney shenanigans...and BEAR with us as we recorded this LIVE on Twitch! twitch.tv/llamalamb
And thanks for BEARing with us til the BEAR end!
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54min
July 16, 2020 Episode 3 - Pound Tina!!!
#TINA. No. not hashtag Tina. Remember Halloween Pub Crawls? Ever been threatened with a knife after one? If not, join us on this magical journey! This story has EVERYTHING! Sword fights, magical spells, a prince in disguise! Oh, and elevator sex. AND 100% consent. This is one you DON'T wanna miss!
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43min
July 09, 2020 Episode 2 - I'll Make My Own Entrance
Ditches?! No problem! Because Llama has A TRUCK!!! Did we mention she had a TRUCK?! What happens when you miss your turn but you can't miss the Silent Hill movie? Let's go back to 2006 and find out!
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43min
July 02, 2020 Episode 1 - All You Have To Do Is Ask
Our first episode! Whatd'ya get when you combine two drunk fools, a pizza and Wreck it Ralph? A tale of survival!
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37min

FAQs about How Are We Still Alive?:

How many episodes does How Are We Still Alive? have?

The podcast currently has 8 episodes available.