Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Unsurprisingly, whenever the players begin to make comments about not advancing the plot, you can bet there will be a shopping episode. Was it designed that way? Of course not. The players just love shopping and haggling. They can’t help themselves.

Before they set off to Stanford, they need a coyote. Or, someone to show them the safest way in and out. They also need to find supplies that will help them. We’re talking ammo, explosives, melee weapons, snoopy memorabilia, and a pig. Wait, maybe those last two aren’t all that useful.

Who is this mysterious coyote? What will the group purchase at the bazaar? Why does River always seem to find himself in poop? Why does River constantly try to offer handjobs as payment? Where did they get these pigs from? Tune in and find out!

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Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  Bread2287, GungnirtheDude

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer